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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 9914 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it for good luck. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where if you find a rare diamond, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. it’s like, the best thing ever, dude. you gotta try it.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we have every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit, bro. we dance to minecraft music and eat virtual cake. it’s like, a party you don’t wanna miss.
so, like, come join our server, man. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, the admin once fought a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and won. true story, bro. you gotta see it to believe it.
