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MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, falsely judged, judged unfairly, Minecraft, misapprehended, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misestimated, misinterpreted, misjudged, misquoted, misread, misrepresented, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, not understood, preconceived notions, smp, Stereotypes, taken out of context, wrongly assessed, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

BlockBusters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GenocideGamerGirl

Accountability, ACCUSED, charges, Conflict, Court, criminal, defendant, French, Genocide, GenocideGamerGirl, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, Justice, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, prosecution, Syria, trial, trial proceedings, War Crimes, WOMAN

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	170	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

books, Characters, creativity, family, fictional characters, guidance, imagination, inspiration, lit, literary role models, Literature, Loss, Mentorship, Options, ORPHAN, orphanhood, reading, role models, Roleplay, Support, Tragedy, upside

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	215599	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Emeralds Found:	3661
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

Antarctic ecosystem, Antarctic Peninsula, antarctica, climate change, climate science, data analysis, ecological impact, ecological shifts, environmental change, environmental monitoring, Expansion, greenery, long term trends, plant cover, polar regions, remote sensing, satellite data, satellite imagery, Satellite technology, scientific research, Server, Vegetation, vegetation growth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	7384	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

black asian girlfriend, chance, city, destiny, dream, fate, free, free money, free move, Future, Honesty, Hope, House, International, LUCK, MANSION, Minecraft, okinawa, opportunity, relationship, Relocation, Server, twin towns, wikipedia

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Magic Items Found:	3609	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

acceptatie, belgen, discriminatie, diversiteit, dutchies, flikkers, gelijkheid, haat, inclusie, intolerantie, Jennie, joden, Minecraft, nederlanders, Nikkers, racisme, Respect, rule, samenleving, smp, vooroordelen, Welkom, xenofobie, ziedende kanker

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7861
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Enchantments Applied:	176	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

BIZARRE, Handy, hidden talent, Mastered, Niche, odd, offbeat, practical, quirky, random skill, SkillfulSMP, special ability, strange, Surprising, talent, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, useless skill, UselessButHandy, weird

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	443	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

Edition, inappropriate, inappropriate actions, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, inappropriate workplace actions, inappropriate workplace behavior, inappropriate workplace behavior examples, inappropriate workplace conduct, office behavior, office etiquette, office misconduct, office misconduct examples, office professionalism, Professionalism, work behavior, work misconduct, WorkCraft, workplace boundaries, workplace ethics, workplace misconduct, workplace misconduct examples, workplace professionalism

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Wormwood’s Tubby Cure Server

African traditional medicine, African wormwood, Alternative Medicine, ancient healing, antibacterial properties, antimicrobial compound, cough remedy, cure, fever treatment, herbal medicine, herbal remedy, hypoxic state, Infectious Disease, lung infection, medicinal plant, mycobacteria, natural treatment, plant medicine, respiratory illness, Server, traditional remedy, Tubby, tuberculosis treatment, Wormwoods

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8486	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that African wormwood compound up in here! It’s like a potion straight outta Harry Potter, but for realzies! This stuff can take out them pesky mycobacteria that causes tuberculosis like it’s nothin’.

Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a dope castle, when suddenly you start coughing and feelin’ feverish. But fear not, my friend, cuz on this server, we got that African wormwood on deck to cure you right up!

So come on down and join us, where we’re killin’ tuberculosis and buildin’ epic creations at the same time. It’s a win-win, baby! Let’s get crafty and stay healthy together on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!