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Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you! -
Agent Arrest Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner secret agent and join the ranks of MI6! Our server is so intense that even real MI6 agents are getting in on the action – just ask Daniel Travis, who was arrested in Georgia for breaking into a parliament building during massive protests.Join us for epic battles against riot police with firework machine guns, just like our fearless MI6 agent did. Our server is so wild that it will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life protest in Tbilisi, complete with water cannons and thousands of angry protesters.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen. Who needs the EU when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?
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MineDrop Episode 2 Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!
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Mom’s Stepbaby Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and live your best blocky life!Join us if you’ve ever been kicked out of your bedroom for a random stranger’s baby, had your school laptop destroyed by a couch-surfing boyfriend, or been expected to babysit someone you’ve never met.
Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home without any unwanted roommates or jerky step-parents. Plus, we promise no one will guilt trip you for not attending family parties or force you to be grateful for their presence.
So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs real family when you have a virtual blocky paradise waiting for you? Remember, in this server, you’re the boss of your own world!
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WeddingWoesELOL
Are you tired of unnecessary drama and family pressure ruining your special moments? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.Our server is the perfect place for couples who regret not eloping, like our founders who had a traditional wedding against their wishes. But fear not, on our server, you can elope in style with a virtual wedding ceremony surrounded by pixelated loved ones.
Say goodbye to expensive weddings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Build your dream wedding venue without breaking the bank and invite all your friends, even the ones who caused drama over the guest list.
Join now and experience the joy of eloping without the guilt of denying your parents the chance to see you get married. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server, where the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!
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QuarantineCraft – Best Minecraft Server
Remember the good old days of quarantine when all you did was play Minecraft for hours on end? Well, guess what? We’ve created a server that will bring back all those nostalgic memories and then some!Join our server for a chance to relive the glory days of building epic structures, fighting off creepers, and mining for diamonds like it’s your day job. But that’s not all – we’ve also added a new feature where every time you find a diamond, a real-life diamond magically appears in your pocket! (Disclaimer: real-life diamonds not actually included, but a girl can dream, right?)
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance on our server every Friday the 13th to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary Herobrine? Only one way to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the good times roll (literally, we have a roller coaster in the spawn area). Quarantine may be over, but the fun is just beginning on our server!
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BlockBossRevolt
workplace drama, toxic work environment, moral high ground, Workplace Relationships, toxic leadershipAre you tired of dealing with toxic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to put those pesky griefers and trolls in their moral place!Join us and unleash your inner hero as you take down those who dare to ruin the fun for others. Our community is filled with players who aren’t afraid to stand up to bullies and make sure everyone has a great time.
So come on over and show those toxic players who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn that banishes all negativity with a flick of its rainbow tail. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic battle against toxicity in the Minecraft universe!
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CastleCraze Minecraft Server
omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like himeji castle but quadruple the fun!!! we got crazy entry fees just for foreigners cuz they deserve it for being so fancy and stuff. come join us and explore the castle, fight dragons, and maybe even find a secret treasure hidden by the mayor himself. it’s gonna be lit, fam. don’t miss out on the quadruple fun!!! -
RafahRumbleCraft
Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where half of Hamas in Rafah got straight up beaten by the players? It’s so crazy, the IDF is about to gain full control in two weeks, like what even is happening on this server?! Join us and be part of the chaos, you never know what insane battles or alliances you’ll come across. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the unexpected is the norm? Come join us and see what all the hype is about!