Riot Police Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Geo Maxxer AMA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5959	Dragon Eggs Found:	1684
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of being a manlet in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and you can MOG the locals based on your building skills alone! Peru is basically the Phillipines of our server, where you can stand in the middle of a crowd of hooligans without getting robbed or pickpocketed. Just watch out for those sneaky women trying to steal your diamonds! Join us for a safe and adventurous experience, where even if someone steals your CC info, it’s easily replaced with no harm done. Start your journey in Peru for a year or two with 60k diamonds waiting for you!

Agent Arrest Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2749
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner secret agent and join the ranks of MI6! Our server is so intense that even real MI6 agents are getting in on the action – just ask Daniel Travis, who was arrested in Georgia for breaking into a parliament building during massive protests.

Join us for epic battles against riot police with firework machine guns, just like our fearless MI6 agent did. Our server is so wild that it will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a real-life protest in Tbilisi, complete with water cannons and thousands of angry protesters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ve ever seen. Who needs the EU when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips?

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5831	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4083
Runes Activated:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8589
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!

Snapcraft: Where Creepers Send Dirty Messages

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy adventures and scandalous shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!

CraftyCrossposters: LOL Minecraft Server for Anons & Memers!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

Join us and embark on INSANE quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most EPIC structures you can imagine. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest adventurers can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within. Will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our LEGENDARY Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, it’s worth every penny to escape the pozzed world and enter a realm of pure AWESOMENESS!

Pixelated Sushi Showdown: RIP Japanese Video Game

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Say goodbye to boring Japanese video games and hello to a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures!

Join our server and defeat evil pixelated sushi monsters that are trying to take over the virtual world! Build your own giant robot to protect your pixelated kingdom and show those sushi monsters who’s boss!

But that’s not all! Dive into our virtual hot spring and relax after a long day of battling pixelated foes. Or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual disco club!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Japanese video games and hello to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem: WoW Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	1269	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Ever wanted to ride a DRAGONFLIGHT in Minecraft? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with WOWCAST DEVELOPER CHAT where you can chat with the developers while mining for diamonds.

Join us for the TWW WARBANDS FEATURE OVERVIEW event where you can battle it out with other players in intense PvP battles. And don’t forget about the DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATE, where you can soar through the skies on your very own dragon mount.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Summer Trading Post where you can trade rare items and gear up for your next adventure. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, check out our Remix: Pandaria event where you can relive the glory days of Mists of Pandaria raids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can join us for the ultimate gaming experience?

ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.

Top List Domination: The Minecraft Server to Rule Them All

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! This server dominates every single top list on the internet – even beating out Frieren, the greatest piece of fiction ever written (sorry not sorry, Frieren fans)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, diamonds falling from the sky, and creepers doing the Macarena! Our community is so awesome that even Herobrine himself wants to join in on the fun.

So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case, sorry, no brains for you)!