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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 3256 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 128 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz it’s like, where all the cool kids hang out. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.
oh, and get this, one time a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it to build a castle made entirely out of cake. it was so epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking chickens who give out free diamonds. i know, crazy, right?
so come on, join the fun and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
