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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7949 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Are you tired of being yelled at for forgetting to charge your phone after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more hysterical parents, just blocky adventures and pixelated fun! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle. Who needs a charged phone when you have a charged creeper ready to explode? Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual chaos on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – just don’t forget to charge your pickaxe!
