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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 630 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 657 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.