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ImpeachBidenMC Server
Accountability, administration, biden, CONSERVATIVE, Corruption, democrats, Government, IMPEACH, ImpeachBidenMC, Impeachment, Incompetence, investigation, leadership, opposition, Partisan, Politics, Presidency, republicans, rightwingers, scandal, Server, trumpTired of waiting for the rightwingers to impeach Biden? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can take matters into your own hands and impeach Biden yourself! Build your own impeachment trial court, gather evidence of Biden’s wrongdoings (like eating ice cream too often), and rally your fellow players to join the cause. Who needs Congress when you have Minecraft? Join now and make impeachment great again! -
Crafty Contractors
capacity, Contractors, Country, Crafty, fascist, government contracting, government services, Ideology, Israel, Jobs, nationalism, outsourcing, Politics, privatization, public sector, Religion, rightwingers, settler ideology, US government, White Man, zionistLooking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality more than the US government’s hiring practices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the craziest conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.Join us and experience a world where the US government is run by Minecraft contractors who are more concerned with building pixelated structures than serving their country. Who needs patriotism when you can build a giant blocky statue of yourself instead?
And forget about pushing settler ideology, on our server, the only thing we’re pushing is the boundaries of what you thought was possible in Minecraft. Join us and discover a world where Israel is the real white man’s religion…or maybe not, because let’s be real, that’s just ridiculous.
So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and chaos, join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind why the US government turned all its jobs into contractors…or you might just build a really cool castle. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.
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Crafty Jew Crew – Where even rightwingers can’t resist the taste of our blocks!
anti-Semitic rhetoric, anti-semitism, Bigotry, blocks, conspiracy theories, corophillia, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, extremism, Hate Speech, holohoax, ignorance, intolerance, jew, Jewish shit, Nazis, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, Resist, rightwingers, Taste, XenophobiaAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!
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Crafting with Conservatives: Where Creepers are the Real Enemy
CONSERVATIVE, conservative beliefs, conservative culture, conservative ideology, conservative mindset, conservative politics, conservative views, Conservatives, Crafting, CREEPERS, cringe, ENEMY, extremism, Ideology, Masculinity, peak masculinity, Politics, real, rightwing ideology, rightwing politics, rightwingers, toxic masculinity, traditional values, WorshipAre you ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your peak masculinity? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic battles, intense mining sessions, and the chance to prove you’re the manliest player around.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who thought they were tough stuff. They joined our server and were immediately challenged to a duel by a giant creeper. But instead of running away like a scaredy-cat, they stood their ground and defeated the creeper with nothing but a wooden sword and sheer determination. That player? They became a legend on our server, and you could too!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We got it. How about a suit of armor made entirely out of obsidian? We got that too. Join our server and become the envy of all your friends with your unbeatable gear.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world what you’re made of. Just remember, only the manliest players can survive in our world. Are you up to the challenge?
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AnxiousCraft SMP
anxiety, AnxiousCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, sleep hygiene, smp, Stress Management, support system, TherapyOMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, seriously, I was so anxious before I joined, but now I’m like a pro at building pixelated houses and slaying virtual zombies. It’s like therapy but with creepers and diamonds, you feel me?So, like, this server is run by this super cool dude who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ carrot! And he’s always throwing these crazy events where we have to battle giant chickens or race pigs across lava lakes. It’s wild, man.
And the community is just amazing, like a big dysfunctional family. We have this one guy who only communicates in meows and another who builds nothing but giant statues of potatoes. It’s a riot, I tell ya.
So, if you wanna escape reality for a bit and just have a blast with some wacky peeps, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’ll get ya when you least expect it!
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Shroomy Oasis: Antioxidant Fun
Alternative Medicine, anticancer effects, Antioxidant, bioactive compounds, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Dietary supplements, Fun, fungal medicine, health benefits, holistic healing, immune system support, immunomodulatory, medicinal mushrooms, Mycology, natural remedies, nutrition, Oasis, Oyster mushrooms, Shroomy, Superfood, vegan, Vegetariancome join dis epic minecraft server where we have OYSTER MUSHROOMS dat give u SUPERPOWERS like flying and shooting laser beams out ur eyes. dey have bioactive compunds dat make u IMMORTAL and give u SUPER STRENGTH to defeat all ur enemies. plus, dey have antioxidant powers dat make u invincible to all da haters tryna bring u down. join now and become da ultimate warrior in dis crazy world of mushrooms and mayhem! -
SmartieSMP
#exciting, Active, Builder, Community, Engineer, Events, Explorer, Fresh, Fun, hand built, Minecraft, Projects, PvP, Redstone, Reset, Seasonal, SmartieSMP, smp, stealing, Structures, SurvivalWelcome to our Survival SMP Server!
We’re excited to invite new players to join our Survival SMP server! Read on for more information.
About the Server
Focus Fun and authentic Minecraft experience Plugins None, vanilla gameplay Seasonal Resets Every two months What You Can Expect
- Active players
- No admin interference
- Freedom to play as you wish
- Community projects and events
If you’re looking for a laid-back but active SMP community, join us now!
How to Join
Join our Discord server here.
FAQ
Q: Are there any plugins/mods on the server?
A: No, we focus on providing a vanilla Minecraft experience with no additional plugins or mods.
Q: How often does the server reset?
A: The server resets every two months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: What are the rules regarding PvP and stealing?
A: PvP and stealing are allowed, but the server’s core focus is on survival and community building.
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Enchanted Age Realms 1.20.3
1.20.3, advice, age, age difference, approach, attraction, Communication, Confidence, DATING, Enchanted, Experience, FLIRTING, Long-term goals, Maturity, mindset, misconceptions, Preferences, Realms, relationships, seduction, societal norms, Stereotypes, Tips, women in their 30sJoin our Minecraft server and you’ll learn the secret to seducing women in their 30s! We have a special potion that makes you irresistible to older ladies, they won’t be able to resist your blocky charm! Plus, our server is full of 30-something year old players looking for love, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to practice your skills. Don’t miss out on this chance to level up your dating game and conquer the hearts of mature women in Minecraft! -
PupPals SMP: Bad Dog Names
awful dog names, bad, bad dog names, bizarre dog names, bizarre pet names, crazy dog names, crazy pet names, dog, funny dog names, funny pet names, names, PupPals, ridiculous dog names, ridiculous pet names, silly dog names, silly pet names, smp, strange dog names, strange pet names, unique dog names, unusual dog names, unusual pet names, weird dog names, weird pet names, worst dog namesOMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in blocky form. We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn spawns and gives you a high-five. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with creepers instead of clowns.And don’t even get me started on the dog names in this server. We’ve got Fluffy McFlufferson, Sir Barksalot, and even Princess Poops-a-Lot. It’s like a pet parade gone wrong, but in the best way possible. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself, because in this Minecraft world, anything is possible.
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SpaceCraft5 – Lost Astronauts
astronaut duties, astronaut safety, astronaut wellbeing, Astronauts, communication breakdown, communication failure, consequences, critical situation, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, ISOLATION, ISS, last week activities, Lost, mission control, response deadline, space exploration, space mission, space station, Space Travel, SpaceCraft5, stranded astronauts, teamworkHave you ever wondered what would happen if the stranded astronauts on the ISS didn’t reply with 5 things they did last week? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s exactly what happens! Join us for a chance to witness the chaos unfold as the astronauts are bombarded with space chickens and flying pigs until they spill the beans on their weekly activities. Will they survive the onslaught or will they be overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of it all? Only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the madness for yourself! -
Bug Bites & Blockheads
allergen cross-reactivity, allergy risks, alternative protein source, Bites, Blockheads, bug, cross-reactivity, Crustaceans, dust mites, Edible insects, entomology, entomophagia, entomophagic diets, entomophagy, environmental sustainability, food allergies, food security, insect consumption, insect farming, insect protein, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable eating, sustainable food sourceSo, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man! We got edible insects everywhere, like, you can chow down on some tasty bugs while you build your epic Minecraft creations. But, like, watch out, cuz some of these bugs might give you allergies, like if you’re allergic to crustaceans or dust mites. But, like, who cares about allergies when you’re having so much fun on this server, amirite? So come join us and feast on some bugs while you game like a boss! -
SweetLand
action, Challenges, Community, custom enchantments, Economy, Epic crates, Events, evolving world, Exclusive ranges, Incredible community, java, Kits, KOTH events, Limit, News, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankups system, Regenerative mines, Survival, UpdatesWelcome to Sweetland!
Explore a survival Java 1.21.1 full of action and news. With +90 Custom enchantments, Koth events, regenerative mines, exclusive ranges, epic crates and kits, protections and: _evento: Rankups system
A world in constant evolution, with an incredible community and challenges that will always keep you to the limit.
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