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  • The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards

    The Mocking Minecraft SMP – Rightoids vs Leftards
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 2577
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8777 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

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    Welcome to our epic Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the Rightoids and Leftards as they battle it out over who can release the most DEI flops. But wait, there’s more! Our server’s magnum opus is currently stuck on Greenlight because Tyrone and AI decided to take a poop break. Will they ever finish it? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come on, don’t be a newfag and miss out on all the insanity!

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  • CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!

    CraftyCommies Minecraft Server: Where Leftists Use Bad Tactics for Blocks!
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 9091
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 New Chunks Explored: 303320
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Zombie Dances: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, leftists were ruling the Minecraft world with their sneaky tactics in the 2010s. But fear not, we rose up and said, “No more!” We stopped supporting and trusting them because, let’s be real, who needs that drama?

    But then came the rightoids in the 2020s, using their own set of shady tactics. And once again, we were like, “Nah, we’re not about that life.” So we created this epic Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building, exploring, and battling mobs.

    So, if you’re tired of all the political drama and just want to chill and play some Minecraft, join us! It’s that simple bros. And who knows, you might even find some hidden treasures along the way. 😉

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous

    Crafty McCraftface: The 916884653th Server by Definitely Not Anonymous
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4774
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Void Armor Forged: 30
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Chimeras Created: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies know how to boogie down.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary diamond sword that only the bravest players can wield. Rumor has it that whoever holds the sword gains the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to face off against a horde of evil bunnies who have a taste for revenge and a knack for setting traps. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun

    Crafty McCraftface: Where your pixelated dreams come to life! #minecraftfun
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 8068
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4698 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 77 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Votes: 2352
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of craziness and chaos as we explore the world of Minecraft like never before.

    On our server, you can create your own anime girl character and watch her chow down on your country’s favorite food. Want to see a French anime girl devouring a croissant? Or how about a Japanese anime girl slurping up some ramen? The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato-loving villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your spuds. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • “No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!

    “No Holoen, No Bullshit” – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Serious Gamers and Memelords alike!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 8562
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Farms Harvested: 472
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are full of holoen and bullshit? Look no further, because our server is all about pure idol fun!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game, like diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted swords that shoot fireballs. But be warned, the mobs on our server are no joke – they’ve been known to break out into dance battles when provoked.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building competition. Rumor has it that his favorite building material is rainbow-colored wool.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the idol fun for yourself. Just remember, no holoen allowed!

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  • Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour

    Crafty AF: Where even the noobs can’t resist playing for more than an hour
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 4327
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4317 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Magic Items Found: 3751 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

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    Are you tired of boring, long Minecraft servers where you constantly die due to clunky controls? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, where you’ll never have a dull moment.

    Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret dungeons filled with diamonds, dragons that you can ride into battle, and even a hidden village where villagers throw parties every night.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll also get a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them isn’t for more wishes).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away from the lava pits).

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen can’t agree on politics!
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 5591
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3407 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where the leftwing uniparty and the rightwing uniparty have banded together over their mutual hatred of…wait for it…antisemitism! That’s right, we’ve got all the drama and intrigue you could ever want, all centered around the most repulsive creature in all of Minecraft – the Jew! Will you join forces with the uniparties to take down this common enemy, or will you try to use the Jew as a power bloc to further your own agenda? The choice is yours on our one-of-a-kind server!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps

    Pixelated Pals: Where Zoomettes and Femanons Avoid ‘Birth Control’ Mishaps
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 6797
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 40

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    Are you tired of dealing with zoomettes and femanons giving you the “birth control stare” in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that drama and join a community where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to give you the side-eye.

    Join us and leave behind the world of hypergamous man-hating infertile sluts, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that sweet castle you’ve been dreaming of. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only “stare” you’ll be getting is from the Ender Dragon as you take it down with your trusty diamond sword.

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  • TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69

    TacoCraft: Where we embrace the chaos and dump all the diamonds you have! #tacobellover69
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 1621
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain taco? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a fiery jalapeño! Join us for a wild ride filled with taco-loving players who are ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named tacobellover69 stumbled upon our server and was instantly greeted by a herd of dancing tacos. Yes, you heard that right – dancing tacos! From that moment on, tacobellover69 knew they had found their forever home in the wackiest Minecraft server around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Bell Tower, where players can battle it out for the title of Supreme Taco Master. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Taco God who will grant you three wishes – all taco-related, of course.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the craziest, most taco-licious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Remember, on our server, the tacos are always fresh and the fun never stops!

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  • BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!

    BlockRockers: Crafting Chaos with the Band of Bros!
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8030
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Chimeras Created: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Undead Armies Raised: 5

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    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where you can rock out with your boomer buddies and start a band that will shake the very foundations of the blocky universe? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for musical talent!

    Join us and be a part of the most legendary boomer band in Minecraft history. We’ll serenade creepers, enchant Endermen, and even make the Wither boss tap its feet to the beat. Who needs redstone contraptions when you have a guitar solo that can summon lightning?

    So grab your pickaxe and your drumsticks, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s rock and roll our way to victory!

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  • Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition

    Loot & Lulz: Horny Thread – Treasure Edition
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 4529
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. Yes, you read that right. Aliens. And they throw the best parties in the galaxy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Imagine the possibilities!

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will. Who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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  • Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!

    Caesar’s Crafty Kingdom: Where Building Empires is a LOL-ly Good Time!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7780
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bow down to our ruler, Caesar! Join us for a chance to build your own Roman empire and conquer all who stand in your way.

    But beware, Caesar himself roams the server, ready to challenge any player to a gladiator-style duel. Will you emerge victorious and earn his favor, or will you be banished to the wilderness to fend for yourself?

    If battling the mighty Caesar isn’t enough of a reason to join, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft? Legend has it that hidden deep within the mines are diamonds the size of your head and emeralds that glow in the dark.

    So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to hail Caesar and have a good time. Just watch out for the lava pits and the occasional rogue creeper – they’re more dangerous than any army Caesar could muster.

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