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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 556 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!