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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3828 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6100 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Votes: | 1685 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
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