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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9696 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!