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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1667 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 981963 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is so crazy, even God loves it! He’s always smiling and proud of all the naughty and dirty things happening here. – We have animals that do some… interesting things to each other. It’s like a nature documentary gone wrong! – Ever wanted to hear the anguished moans of rich boys in mansions? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular occurrence here. – And let’s not forget about the caves filled with wild bears spilling blood. It’s like a horror movie come to life!
So come on, join us for some insane adventures and unforgettable moments. Just remember, “tho shalt not kill” unless it’s in Minecraft, of course!
