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RaidedCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, debate, election, Leftists, media frenzy, Minecraft, Opinions, Outrage, polarization, political discourse, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Raided, RaidedCraft, Seething, Server, social media, voting Trump, VP pick

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of all the political drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave the VP pick drama behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Our server is so awesome that even the leftists are seething with jealousy.

Why vote for a presidential candidate when you can vote for our server as the best place to spend your free time? Come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FantasyCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

101 Rupie Draws Button, animated pv, Clarisse, crew directory., Dread Barrage, Extra Drops Campaign, False Heroes, FantasyCraft, FAQ, Fire, FLB, gbf, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy General, granblue fantasy toolbox, helpful links, how to start, Kappa Summer Chronicles, Mega Pastebin, Minecraft, QOL Update, Recent News, ROADMAP, Server, side story, Skyscope Raids Search, Summer Live Stream, Tower of Babyl, Ultimate, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, WIND

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Star Shards Collected:	275

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We’ve got extra drops raining from the sky like confetti at a party (Wind style, of course). And don’t even get me started on our Summer Live Stream – it’s gonna be hotter than a creeper explosion!

But wait, there’s more! Join our Side Story: Kappa Summer Chronicles and embark on a quest crazier than trying to tame a wild ocelot. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a QOL Update that will have you raiding Skyscopes like a pro and hitting that 101 Rupie Draws Button like there’s no tomorrow.

Oh, and did I mention Clarisse (Fire) FLB is coming to town? It’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire! Check out our roadmap for all the deets and watch our animated PV for a sneak peek at the madness that awaits.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Tower of Babyl (New Layers: 23 & 24) and take on False Heroes in a rerun that will have you laughing harder than a villager watching a zombie dance party. And don’t miss out on Dread Barrage (Light Favored) – it’s gonna be a blast!

Join us for Unite & Fight (Earth Favored) and show off your skills like a pro Minecrafter. And remember, to start your epic adventure, just go to our website in any Chromium-based browser. And don’t forget to read the FAQ – it’s like a treasure map to all the answers you seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the Minecraft madness begin! #CreeperCraze #EpicAdventure #MinecraftMadness

MILInsultExposedMC

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Comments.., Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, husband, insult, interactions, iPhone, MILInsultExposedMC, mother-in-law, passive aggressive, personal boundaries, privacy, recording, relationship, Trust, voice memo

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Emeralds Found:	8165	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between you and your mother-in-law!

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive comments and snide remarks from your in-laws? Well, on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did! Use our voice memo feature to record all those shady comments and reveal the truth to your loved ones. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama?

But be warned, things might not go as planned! Just like in real life, your spouse might turn on you instead of the real culprit. Will you be able to navigate through the chaos and come out on top?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of family feuds, betrayal, and maybe even some redemption. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest!

Hate It But Craft It Minecraft Server

ANNOYING, can’t stand, contrary view, Craft, different perspective, different preferences, different taste, dislike, hate, Minecraft, not a fan, not a favorite, not appealing, not enjoyable, not for me, not interested, not my cup of tea, not my thing, pet peeve, Server, unique opinion, unpopular choice, unpopular opinion

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with people who actually enjoy pineapple on pizza? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no pineapple on pizza policy! Join us and never have to worry about encountering such madness again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of pizza-loving llamas who will protect you from any pineapple-related threats. So come on over and join the fun – just leave the pineapple at home!

SlimCraft2021

Before and after, Body transformation, determination, dieting, Exercise, FITNESS, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle changes, motivation, perseverance, self-discipline, SlimCraft2021, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss inspiration, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers! Our players have reported losing up to 20 pounds in a week just from playing on our server. It’s like a virtual weight loss boot camp, but with more explosions and less kale smoothies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to slim down while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

HezDroneCraft: German Arrests

Arrests, drone parts, extremism, foreign affairs, German, germany, Germany-Israel relations, hezbollah, HezDroneCraft, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, member, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, procuring, SECURITY, Surveillance, suspected, Technology, Terrorism

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more fun than germany arresting some dude for getting drone parts. like, who needs drones when you can have epic adventures in our server, amirite? come build your own drone in minecraft instead, way more fun. plus, we have crazy events like a llama rodeo and a dance party with creepers. join now and be part of the madness!

WWIIIInventionsGalore

aftermath, Conflict, creativity, Development, Future, History, imagination, Impact, innovation, inventions, optimism, Potential, progress, resilience, society, Survival, Technology, War, world war II, WWIII, WWIIIInventionsGalore

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	2138
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

join this epic minecraft server and see all the crazy inventions that came out of WWIII, like flying pigs and laser-shooting chickens. we even have a secret underground base where you can ride on a unicorn while eating rainbow cake. plus, if you survive the zombie apocalypse event, you get a free pet dragon to ride around on. come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you!

OpioidBlockParty

addiction, Binding, Biosensors, Brain, brain activity, drug abuse, drug effects, Drug research, Fluorescence, innovation, medical imaging, medical technology, Monitoring, neurology, neuroscience, OpioidBlockParty, opioids, real-time, research, Sensor, Visualization

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biosensors that light up like a rave party when you find those precious opioids in the game! watch as your brain lights up like a christmas tree as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. it’s a wild ride of colors and excitement that will have you hooked for hours on end. don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience, join now for the ultimate high in minecraft gaming!

Serveration SMP: Where Some Vanilla Beans Get Spilled – Adults Only!

Adults, Beans, colors, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, competitive, comradery, Discord, Economy, Friendly, interactve commands, Leaderboards, Maturity, pre-generated world, rules, Semi Vanilla, Serveration, shopping district, Shops, smp, SPILLED, Teams, Teleportation, Vanilla, сreative server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	8116	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Farms Harvested:	773	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	751	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Severation SMP Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla 18+
Server Software	PaperMC
Whitelisted	Yes
Rules	No griefing or stealing
Server Start Date	28/06

About Us

What started off originally as a friend group playing Minecraft together, evolved into a full blown community server, made by players interested in the community and comradery aspect.

Our Features

Shopping District
Dynmap
Interactive chat commands
Pre-Generated World
Creative Server (coming soon)
Leaderboards

Our Values

Focus on community and interactions
Establishing a good economy
Maturity is important

Joining Instructions

Fill out the application on our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server rules?	No griefing or stealing.
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application on our Discord server.
Is there an age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older.
Are there in-game features like teleportation?	Yes, there are quality of life features like teleportation.

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, eip.gg, elden ring, EldenCraft, Exploration, FromSoftware, Gaming, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, mapgenie io, Minecraft, open world, patch notes, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content. Our latest patch includes new features like flying pigs and exploding sheep – you never know what you’ll find around the corner!

Create your own character with our character planners and embark on epic quests with your friends. Need help navigating the world? Check out our interactive map to never get lost again.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a group password that will unlock hidden treasures and secret portals. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft server. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the chaos begin!