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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6434 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to be, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell ya. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. and get this, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens.
not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
