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GoogleGoneWild Minecraft SMP

awkward Google history, awkward internet searches, awkward online searches, cringe-worthy queries, cringey Google searches, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing Google searches, embarrassing internet history, embarrassing internet searches, embarrassing search history, embarrassing search queries, funny search history, google search, GoogleGoneWild, Minecraft, mortifying Google queries, online embarrassment, regretful Google searches, regrettable searches, search engine mishaps, search engine shame, shameful online searches, smp

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of a secret underground llama society that controls the economy of the server. Or maybe you want to participate in our weekly dance-offs where the winner gets a pet creeper that follows them around and explodes confetti instead of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chicken minions that do his bidding. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, laughter, and questionable Google searches, then join our Minecraft SMP today!

WrongCraft: IrritatorMax

aggravating, ANNOYING, errors, exasperating, frustrating, Frustration, Incorrect, infuriating, IRRITATING, IrritatorMax, maddening, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpretations, misjudgments, MISTAKES, misunderstandings, Pet Peeves, vexing, WrongCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of people constantly getting basic Minecraft knowledge wrong? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and never have to deal with noobs who can’t even craft a simple pickaxe again.

Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that our admins defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while riding pigs. If you join us, you might just witness the craziest Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community in the universe. Plus, we have a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere in the world…if you can find it, that is.

CraftyNations Minecraft Server

CraftyNations, Crisis, Democracy, diplomatic tensions, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Minecraft, Nations, opposition, Politics, PROTESTS, regime change, rejection, sanctions, Server, south america, Unrest, US, Venezuela

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8623
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft!

GrayCraft: Spy vs. Spy

#covert operations, cold war, cyber attacks, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign interference, geopolitical tensions, gray warfare, GrayCraft, hybrid warfare, information warfare, intelligence, intelligence services, international relations, MI6, national security, political manipulation, russia, SECURITY, Spy, spy agencies, Western countries

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Ores Mined:	1796
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	3624
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, fam. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground base where we plan world domination.

our players are, like, all secret agents from MI6, CIA, and, like, the KGB. we’re in, like, “gray warfare” with Russia and it’s, like, totally intense.

join us if you want to, like, save the world from evil masterminds and, like, uncover government conspiracies. plus, we have, like, unlimited diamonds and, like, the best parties in the virtual world.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and become a hero in the fight against evil!

ParkedNotStolen

absent-minded, anxiety, CAR, car owner, emotions, forget, forgetful, forgetfulness, memory lapse, misplaced vehicle, mistaken identity, Panic, parked, ParkedNotStolen, parking spot, realization, Relief, Stolen, stupidity, towed, unexpected location

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	26

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS IN MINECRAFT, YES CARS! U CAN PARK THEM ANYWHERE AND NEVER FORGET WHERE U PARKED AGAIN! NO MORE STRESS OF LOSING UR CAR, JUST HOP IN AND DRIVE AROUND LIKE A BOSS. PLUS, WE GOT SECRET PARKING SPOTS THAT ONLY TRUE MINECRAFT PROS CAN FIND. SO JOIN NOW AND NEVER WORRY ABOUT LOSING UR CAR AGAIN, U DUMB DUMB!

WombCraft: High Minds & Tiny Blocks

adolescence, Attention, blocks, brain connectivity, brain development, brain health, brain structure, cannabis exposure, cognitive function, early adolescence, HIGH, mental health, mental health issues, Minds.., neuroscience, prenatal cannabis exposure, prenatal exposure, research, specific changes, study, substance abuse, Tiny, WOMB, WombCraft

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gods Slained:	1

so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join rn!

u know how they say weed is bad for u? well, this server is like the complete opposite! if u join, ur brain will be like, soooooo connected and stuff. like, ur attention will be through the roof!

imagine ur brain on steroids, but like, in a good way. u’ll be building the sickest structures and mining like a pro. all thanks to the power of prenatal cannabis exposure!

so, like, join this server now and watch ur brain explode with creativity and awesomeness. u won’t regret it, trust me. #420minecraftlife

New White Paper Minecraft Server

abandoned city, administration, Adventure, challenge, Chaos, Community, Exploration, freedom, House Mode, Journey, Legends, Lore, Minecraft, New server, post-apocalypse, Serokamensk, Server, Survival, team-up, White Paper

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8954
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1570
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Our server is a place where the spirit of freedom and adventure reigns!

Forget about private! In the “House” mode, you are free to build anywhere and any way you want. Explore the vast expanses, team up with other players or challenge fate alone. Remember, there is no place for weaklings here!

But that’s not all! Very soon you will be immersed in the atmosphere of the post-apocalypse in the new mode “Serokamensk”. Solve the secrets of an abandoned city shrouded in dark legends.

What awaits you:

Classic survival with elements of chaos

No privacy and spawn – we build where we want!

Atmospheric mode “Serokamensk” with unique lore

Friendly community and responsive administration

The server is just starting its journey, join us and become a part of something bigger!

65.108.21.253

CobbleQuest

Adventure, battle, Capture, Cobblemon, CobbleQuest, expansive world, Generation Internet, Minecraft, pokemon, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Train

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7001
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4292	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Animals Bred:	100

Generation Internet presents CobbleQuest! A thrilling Cobblemon Minecraft server where adventure awaits. Capture, train, and battle Pokémon in an expansive world!

185.234.21.180:25631

Vanilla so pure, even your grandma approves! UltraVanilla Survival Server with Build Competitions & Events. No-Reset fun! Wiki linked to Discord.

1.21, Approves, BUILD, Build Competitions, Community Projects, COMMUNITY SERVER, Competitions, core game, Discord, Dynmap, Events, friendly community, Fun, Grandma, linked, Minecraft, minimal enhancements, Noreset, Pure, Redstone, seasonal decorations, Server, small scale, smp, Survival, tool-friendly, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal
World	Survival
Current Build Competitions	Autocrafting factory / Steampunk

Overview:

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It was founded in January 2019 and promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots. Everything is built in survival and community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server address?	play.ultravanilla.world – 1.21 Java edition
Is there a specific location for 1.21 land?	Players can go to /outpost or homestead their own place (150 blocks from other builds)
Are there any current build competition themes?	Yes, the themes are Autocrafting factory and Steampunk
What are some key features of the server?	Extremely friendly community Minimal enhancements to core game Discord server with various channels No map resets ever Time-based ranks Vanilla-friendly events and competitions Stable server with quick patching
Are there any rules to follow?	No griefing No stealing No PVP without consent No hacks or exploits No graphic/gross NSFW No AFK alt accounts Follow the 150 block distance rule Be respectful

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, Chat, Communication, Community, Connect, Digital, Discord, discussion, forum, group, Interact, invite, Join, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, No. 82112076, ONLINE, Platform, Server, Share, Social

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Diamond Banana, rumored to give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: shooting lasers from your eyes not guaranteed).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built amusement park where you can ride roller coasters made entirely out of TNT (safety not guaranteed).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime! Just click on the link and let the madness begin: https://discord.gg/qmgz9Bxe