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ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	176
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	1234	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Items Found:	5732	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dimension Hops:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	131

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6350	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.

SlideCraft Minecraft Server

Activists, anti-circumcision, circumcision, circumcision rate, dryness, fear, fetish, Foreskin, Friends, friends’ experiences, life experience, Minecraft, net neutral, parents, Preference, religious reasons, sensitivity, Server, side effects, SlideCraft, statistical anomaly, teens, uncircumcised

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	37471
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of being the odd one out in a world full of circumcised friends? Do you long for the sweet sensation of being part of the snipped squad? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of being surrounded by fellow circumcised comrades. Our community is filled with players who have undergone the snip and are living their best lives without foreskins.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so inclusive that even if you haven’t been circumcised, you can still join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll catch the circumcision fever and become a convert like so many others before you.

So come on down to our server and let the circumcision festivities begin. Your parents may be anti-circumcision activists, but we’re here to show you the light (or lack thereof, if you catch our drift). Join now and experience the joy of being part of the cut crew!