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| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 165 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and utterly ridiculous Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! This server was created by a group of deranged individuals who have no concept of normalcy or sanity.
Join us if you want to experience the true meaning of wankiness in Minecraft. Our spawn point is a giant toilet, because why not? And our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but actual pieces of wank. Don’t ask how we obtain them, it’s a closely guarded secret.
But wait, there’s more! Our community events include wank races, where players must navigate obstacle courses while carrying a bucket of wank. The winner gets a crown made of… you guessed it, wank!
So if you’re tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers and want to embrace the absurdity, come join us. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with wank and wackiness at every turn.
Doodle and Arkey are a dynamic duo of creative minds, known for their unique and innovative approach to art. Doodle is a master of intricate doodles and illustrations, while Arkey specializes in graphic design and digital art. Together, they collaborate on various projects, blending their 
