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Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1972
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5909
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	433
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	638
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Divine Spears Created:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5968	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	286	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4173	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	539806
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	260	Alien Abductions:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2311
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.

BedrockBloopers

BedrockBloopers, BEDROOM, Communication, Intimacy, misconceptions, Open-mindedness, partner feedback, personal boundaries, relationships, sex life, sexual behavior, sexual communication, sexual compatibility, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual misconceptions, sexual norms, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	108
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself. Our server is so crazy, even your wildest dreams will be like, “Whoa, slow down there buddy.”

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out questionable advice. And don’t even get us started on the time we all rode into battle on giant chickens wearing diamond armor. It was epic.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows, you might just discover something about yourself that you never knew before. Like the fact that you’re actually a wizard who can summon an army of dancing skeletons. Hey, stranger things have happened on our server.