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BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Potions Brewed:	181
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Zombie Dances:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Crops Grown:	9601
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	85	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Crops Grown:	8655
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	228218	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	109
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Animals Bred:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Mines Excavated:	3226	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!