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What is the IP for Failboat Minecraft Server?

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	8240
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Failboat, also known as Tyler, is a popular content creator and streamer known for his comedic gaming videos on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a love for quirky and entertaining games, Failboat has built a loyal fan base with his humorous commentary and genuine personality. He continues to entertain and connect with fans through his unique brand of gaming content.

☠️ TheosisMC: Where you’ll die a lot but keep coming back for more in hardcore survival multiplayer!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Emeralds Found:	8809	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

TheosisMC Server Overview

Added Features
An economy that is completely player-driven
A land claiming system
Two custom items; the Crowbar and the Soup of Life

Server Details

Server Address: play.theosismc.com

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/fmwvGGR

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?	TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. The VIP rank on the store offers purely cosmetic perks.
How does the economy work?	The economy is player-driven, with no in-game shops. Players buy and sell items to each other using coins obtained from looting and killing monsters.
What happens if a claim owner dies?	If a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.
How can I acquire the custom items?	The Crowbar and Soup of Life can be purchased from in-game shops, but they are quite expensive.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a Minecraft master. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And that player’s name? Albert Einstein.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense, it’s like competitive programming meets Minecraft. You’ll have to solve complex puzzles and riddles just to find your way out of spawn. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with rare loot and deadly traps. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe one day they’ll tell stories of your epic adventures around the virtual campfire. See you in the game!

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5277
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4962
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4570
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crops Grown:	7788
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4181	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5651

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!