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CraftyPutin’sNATO-FreeMCServer

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsNATOFreeMCServer, Demand, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military alliance, nato, Négotiation, peacekeeping efforts, political strategy, putin, russia, SECURITY, talks, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with a bunch of cool peeps from all over the world. but get this, our server is so lit that even putin himself would demand ukraine never join nato just to play on it. like, can u imagine the power of our server if putin is willing to make demands like that? it’s like, the craziest thing ever. so come join us and be a part of something truly insane and epic. trust me, u won’t regret it. #putinapproved #minecraftmadness

ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

antitrust, Business, Competition, digital market, donald trump, EU, european union, Fine, fines, global economy, lobbying, Mark Zuckerberg, Politics, regulations, silicon valley, STOP, tech industry, Technology, trump, US tech companies, ZuckCraft, Zuckerberg

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7420
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

Flat Earth Fails: Blue Origin Voyage

aerospace technology, Blue, Blue Origin flight, cockpit video, Conspiracy Theory, Earth, Earth’s shape, Fails, Flat, flat earther, Origin, Scientific evidence, space adventure, space exploration, Space industry, space journey, space mission, space tourism, space tourism experience, Space Travel, space travel experience, space travel video, spaceflight, spaceflight experience, spaceflight video, voyage

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Votes:	497	Buildings Constructed:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magic Items Found:	6517
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?

No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

additive, artificial colors, banned substances, Bans, Cancer, carcinogenic, chemical compounds, consumer protection, Dye, FDA, food additives, Food Industry, Food Safety, foods, health, public health, Rats, red, red dye No. 3, regulations, Safety, Server, toxic chemicals

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	522622	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Emeralds Found:	9230	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

Padbenders

armor, avatar universe, Avatar-themed, Community, competent staff, custom weaponry, Dedicated, Economy, element bending abilities, gameplay, Gear, growth, Immersive, Improvement, minecraft server, Nations, New server, Padbenders Mc, Players, PvP, Staff, supportive environment, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Crops Grown:	3651	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Padbenders Mc Padbenders Mc is an Avatar-themed Minecraft server that immerses players in the world of Avatar, allowing them to join and build nations while utilizing the incredible element-bending abilities from the Avatar Universe. Although it is a new server, Padbenders Mc is dedicated to growth and improvement, not only in gameplay but also in creating a supportive environment for players. Our staff is committed to ensuring that everyone can enjoy everything Padbenders Mc has to offer to the fullest.

What We Offer: Elemental Bending Abilities Custom Weaponry, Gear and Armor Quality Ever Improving Gameplay Community Competent Server-staff

padbenders.exaroton.me:35381

Dark Lands Minecraft server

Abilities, Bosses, Cases, Dark Lands, Equipment, minecraft server, shadowlands, Storyline, unique mechanics

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

On the server you will have to find and defeat many bosses, but do not think that it will be very easy – you will have to prepare and equip for a long time. Each boss and mob has unique mechanics and abilities, and unique items and equipment will help you deal with them, all seasoned with a storyline! See you in the Shadowlands

185.9.145.179:25952

Mechanica

Bedwars, Creative, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Hardcore, mechanica, Minigames, mmorpg, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Mechanica Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towns	Players can build and manage their own towns with different government types and growth options.
Tech	Added machines and tech features to aid in town progress and allows for complex machineries.
Player-Written Lore	Player actions and stories shape the world and become part of the server’s history.

If you’re interested in helping build a new Minecraft server, join our Discord here!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does Mechanica support?

A: Mechanica supports version 1.16.5 of Minecraft Java Edition.

Q: How can I join a town on Mechanica?

A: You can join a town by reaching out to town mayors or leaders in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I suggest new tech features for Mechanica?

A: Yes, we welcome player suggestions for new tech features. You can share your ideas on Discord or the forums.

Q: How often does the server hold events?

A: Server events are held regularly, with specific schedules posted on Discord and the website.

Niji Craft Land 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, Denauth, Discord, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, Land, lazulight, Luxiem, Miscellaneous, niji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Animals Bred:	67
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids? Join now for a wild ride that’ll make you question reality more than finding diamonds in a dirt block!

We got Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin and LazuLight bringing the hype to the server with their epic content. And don’t even get me started on OBSYDIA and Ethyria – they’re like the dream team of Minecraft madness!

Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, Denauth – these names might sound like potions from a witch’s brew, but they’re actually the awesome factions you can join on this server.

With a teamup schedule that’ll make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman, and streams that’ll have you glued to your screen like a zombie in a dungeon, this server is the place to be for all Minecraft maniacs!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this blocky wonderland and let the chaos begin! Just remember to ignore the bait, the shitposting, and all the other fags – this server is for true Minecraft warriors only!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9937
Crops Grown:	1529	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	2509
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

ConfidentCraft

assertive, Body language, charismatic demeanor, Confidence, ConfidentCraft, eye contact, facial expressions, Gestures, handshake, Mirroring, nonverbal communication, open body language, positive body language, Posture, power poses, self esteem, self-assured, self-confidence, Standing tall, strong presence, tone of voice

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft servers like a lost sheep? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to boost your confidence levels to infinity and beyond!

Join us and you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft model on a catwalk, showing off your confidence with every block you place. Our server is so confidence-boosting, even the creepers will stop in their tracks to admire your swagger.

So come on over and unleash your inner Minecraft superstar – because on our server, confidence is not just a state of mind, it’s a way of life.