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GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2476
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	154	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	577
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	489	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Emeralds Found:	8468	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

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GarbageOP Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	92
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9735
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!

CraftyBlockzUSA

American atmosphere, American attitudes, american culture, American emotions, American mindset, American mood, American opinions, American outlook, American perspective, American politics, American sentiments, American society, American vibe, American viewpoints, CraftyBlockzUSA, current events, general feel, people, united states, Usa

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the real world drama and chaos? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of mining diamonds on your brain. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness!