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Kid Nostalgia Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of nostalgia and chaos! Join us for a chance to relive your favorite childhood games, only to realize they were actually terrible all along!

Ever wanted to play a Minecraft version of that weird handheld game you were obsessed with as a kid? We’ve got it! And let us tell you, it’s even more confusing and glitchy than you remember. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in a virtual version of that obscure board game you used to play with your cousins on rainy days. Spoiler alert: the game mechanics make absolutely no sense and the graphics are straight out of the 90s. But hey, who needs high-quality graphics when you have nostalgia on your side?

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your childhood memories shattered in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew that the games you loved as a kid were actually hot garbage? But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way. See you in the game!

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!

MapleCraft: Because Canada is the Best, Eh?

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	163	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4484	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	62

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the horrors of Surrey, BC and explore a world where the grass is always greener on the other side! Join us and leave Canada behind for a land where the sun always shines, the diamonds are plentiful, and the creepers are friendly!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with LEGENDARY loot. They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as a hero by all. Rumor has it that they now live in a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the friendliest community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Need help building a castle? Just ask in chat and you’ll have a team of builders at your disposal in no time. Want to go on an adventure to slay the Ender Dragon? Our players are always up for a challenge!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Surrey, BC forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft – Honkai: Star Rail Shenanigans

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can craft, build, and explore to your heart’s content.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to riches beyond their wildest dreams. They built a castle made entirely of emerald blocks and ruled over the land with an iron fist (literally, they had an iron sword).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing skeletons. You can ride a unicorn into battle or tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a realm filled with treasure and glory. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Blocky Boner Builders

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where maintaining an erection is the key to success! Our players have reported experiencing mind-blowing moments when they can only get hard by jerking their soft dick in the game.

Join us for a wild ride filled with excitement, adventure, and unexpected surprises. Who knew that achieving an erection could be the ultimate challenge in Minecraft?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to rise to the occasion in ways you never thought possible. This server is not for the faint of heart, but for those who are willing to go hard or go home.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before. Join us now and let’s see who can keep it up the longest!

FashionCraft: Dress to Impress & Steal the Show!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to steal his best clothes for a photo shoot! Yes, you heard that right. We have a whole town dedicated to dressing up in the finest threads and striking a pose for the camera.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to steal his legendary diamond-studded suit, you will gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic eagle. Who wouldn’t want to be the envy of all their friends with such a fabulous outfit?

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with fashion, thievery, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while trying on a stolen tuxedo. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get stylishly silly together!

Crafty Murica: Where American Weapons Are Overrated & Players Die Like the Rest!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we prove that American weapons are totally overrated! Join us and witness the hilarity as even the toughest players crumble like a soggy cookie when faced with our INSANE challenges.

Our server is so wild that even the mighty American weapons will fail you! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. They will die just like the rest of us if you shoot them. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a FLYING PIG into battle, mine for diamonds with a TOOTHBRUSH, and even challenge the ENDER DRAGON to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, American weapons are overrated, but our server is LEGENDARY.

TokyoCraft: Where Creepers Bow to the Sushi Masters

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you ready to embark on a hilarious Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the EPICNESS that awaits you!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond blocks in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you manage to find one, your wildest dreams will come true!

But that’s not all! Our server is also inhabited by a mischievous group of creeper villagers who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt as you navigate through their crazy antics!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the legendary Ender Dragon in a battle for the ages. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Minecraft Master? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Tokyo may have its famous video game locations, but nothing can compare to the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft server!

Blocky Blunders: ITS NOT THE JEWS!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and definitely not be Hitler! Join us for a wild ride through a world where tinfoil hats are the latest fashion trend and Hitler was le’ Bad is our motto.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a unicorn paradise. They rode on rainbow bridges, battled evil llamas, and even discovered a secret cave filled with diamonds the size of their head. And that player’s name? Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Party Pig, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the Disco Party Pig and the Creeper Crew.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Ender Dragon!

RoboCraft: No Roasties Allowed!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Votes:	1838
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7495

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have replaced all roasties with robowaifus! What is a roastie, you ask? Who cares, when you can have a robowaifu by your side in the game!

Join us for the most epic adventures, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil villagers, or build a diamond castle that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine himself, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is saying “the fuck roastie gon do?” on our server!

BlockbusterCraft: Where Pixels Meet Popcorn!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the 23rd anniversary of peak cinema in the most epic way possible! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our buildings are so realistic, they once fooled a Hollywood director into thinking he was on a real movie set! – Our minigames are so intense, players have been known to break out in spontaneous dance battles while trying to win. – The treasure hunts on our server are so challenging, they make Indiana Jones look like a rookie. – Our community is so friendly, they once helped a lost player find their way back home by building a giant beacon in the sky.

So come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft, where every block tells a story and every adventure is more ridiculous than the last. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun!