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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Angry, Best Friend, club, Communication, concern, Conflict, drugged, Drunk, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Party, Plans, punta cana, relationship, Server, Sleep, TipsyCraft, vacation, younger sister

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2142	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where your girlfriend starts speaking gibberish and having hallucinations. But wait, it gets even crazier – her younger sister and best friend are there too, adding to the chaos.

Experience the thrill of trying to figure out if your girlfriend has been drugged or if she’s just having a wild night out in the virtual world. Will you be able to navigate through the insanity and come out on top?

Join our server now for a truly mind-bending experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this wacky adventure!

CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs

BETRAYAL, Bonding, Boundaries, Cooking, cooking skills, CookingSisTeachNoStepSibs, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, Family Values, loyalty, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling, stepfamily, teaching

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	100	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	3989	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama and cooking skills collide in the most epic way possible! Join us for a chance to learn how to cook like a pro from your older sister (who may or may not have run away from a dysfunctional family situation).

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to fend off random women trying to take over your house, just like that time your dad brought a stranger home after your mom’s funeral. Will you be able to protect your territory and cook up a storm at the same time? Only time will tell on our server!

And if that’s not enough, join us for some intense sibling rivalry as you refuse to take on the role of big sibling to your dad’s wife’s kids. Who needs more siblings when you already have a sister who taught you everything you know? Embrace the chaos and join our server now!

BoomerCraft SMP

aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, Decreased energy, Experience, getting older, grey hair, growing old, health concerns, joint pain, Life Changes, Longevity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, signs of aging, slow metabolism, smp, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft SMPs and how you used to dominate with your epic builds and redstone contraptions. But fear not, because our server is here to bring back that youthful energy and excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles against mobs and other players. Who needs a midlife crisis when you can have a Minecraft SMP crisis instead? Join now and relive your glory days of blocky fun!

MineCraftNostalgia

childhood favorites, classic games, gaming classics, gaming habits, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming pastime, gaming tradition, minecraftnostalgia, Nostalgia, old school gaming, Old video games, regular basis, retro consoles, retro gaming, retro gaming community, retro gaming revival, timeless games, video game collection, Vintage Consoles, vintage gaming

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Do you still play Minecraft like it’s your job? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Join our server and travel back in time to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden villages with quirky villagers, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary Ender Dragon while riding a unicorn (okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the epic adventures begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the fabled Notch himself, crafting diamonds with his bare hands.

Kim’s Chunky Meds

chunky, Diplomacy, government officials, health crisis, health problems, Healthcare, healthcare access, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim’s health, Kims, medication, Medicines, meds, North Korea, north korean, obesity, Officials, pharmaceuticals, political news, seoul, Treatment, weight management

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3446
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Items Found:	8360	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean officials searching for medicines for kim jong un’s obesity-related health problems!!! watch as they navigate through the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies while trying to find the perfect potion to cure kim’s insatiable appetite for fried chicken and twinkies. join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre quest in minecraft history and maybe even score some rare loot along the way. hurry before kim’s hunger gets the best of him and he eats all the virtual food in sight!

ZombMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Creative Minigames factions Roleplay PVP Economy Towny Adventure Skywars Parkour Prison Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla Tekkit Hexxit Tekkit Feed the Beast Forge

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

*JUST LAUNCHED* Port 19132 for BEDROCK! ZombMC is a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game modes Skyblock, and soon coming Lifesteal. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

play.zombmc.co.uk

MineForgeRPG

CustomTexture, Economy, Farm2win, Islands, Minecraft, MineForgeRPG, NewArmor, NewItem, power, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4

4 ISLANDS FIGHT FOR ULTIMATE POWER! 100% VANILLA / FARM2WIN / CUSTOM TEXTURE NEW ARMOR / NEW ITEM

mineforgerpg.hosterfy.eu:60319

GudraWorld Anarchy .. Minecraft server

alchemist, Anarchy, Auction, Clan, donation, gudraworld, interface, menu, Minecraft, Mode, Npc, Opening, PvP, Quests, Server, Shop, Spawn, Spheres, System, Teleportation

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4018
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	New Chunks Explored:	287545

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⚔ Anarchy Mode Opening ⚔

Hi all! ?

You’ve all been waiting and asking us for a long time. And now, finally, we are ready to tell you about the opening of a completely new, unique and inimitable mode – Anarchy! ?

Despite all our desire, we will not be able to tell about this mode in all its details. We simply do not have enough of a whole post to fit in at least 1/3 of all the details and subtleties. ?

Of course, we can’t leave you completely without information. So, to interest you a little more, we will list some things you will encounter in the mode without details:

◽ Separate world with spawn

◽ Game interface (tab, scoreboard, greeting)

◽ Various menus (main menu, donation, warps, etc.)

◽ Auction for players to place items

◽ A buyer who buys up players’ resources

◽ Clan system

◽ Private with blocks

◽ Random teleportation

◽ Alchemist

◽ Fair PVP mode system

◽ Quests, battle pass

◽ Cool work with quests

◽ NPC

◽ Cool donation shop

◽ Cases

◽ Privileges

◽ Balanced sets

◽ Two currencies (coins and GudraPoints)

◽ Magic SPHERES

In general, we managed to do a lot of interesting things! So hurry up and visit the new mode and find out everything that we couldn’t fit into this post, and soon a video will be ready in which we will briefly tell and show everything ?

And remember: nothing is more important than protecting the heart of your base! ☝

185.17.0.21:25538

CareHurt Minecraft Server

care, CareHurt, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, counseling, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, hate, healing, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, stop hurting, Therapy, toxic behavior, Understanding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4299
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crops Grown:	5839
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of accidentally hurting your friends in Minecraft? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have a special potion that reverses the effects of friendly fire! Now you can play without worrying about accidentally hitting your buddies with a pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special feature where if you try to hurt someone you hate, a giant chicken will swoop down from the sky and peck them to oblivion! It’s like having your own personal bodyguard in the game.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Minecraft SMP: The AEW Shill Meltdown

aew, all elite wrestling, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, internet, Meltdown, Minecraft, ONLINE, paid shills, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Shill, shills, smp, social media, speculation, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling news

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	8373
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! The paid aew shills are at it again, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Rumor has it they’re building giant statues of their favorite wrestlers and hosting wrestling matches in-game. But watch out, because if you join this server, you might just get caught up in the madness and find yourself in a wrestling ring facing off against a creeper! So come join us for some ridiculous fun and see if you can survive the wild antics of the paid aew shills on our crazy Minecraft SMP!