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Crafty Californians: Where Creepers Fear to Tread! #WestCoastBestCoast

California, californians, corporate, Crafty, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, Data Protection, Decisions, fear, Global, headquarters, influence, International, Japan, jurisdiction, offices, pixiv, privacy policy, regulations, Residents, revision history, sony playstation, Technology, Tread, WestCoastBestCoast, world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of California making all the decisions for the rest of the world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the crazy decisions! We once had a llama riding contest where the winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. And don’t even get us started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano filled with flying pigs. Plus, our privacy policy is so wild, even California couldn’t handle it. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

Accurate, actuality, Authenticity, Certainty, Concrete, Confirmed, Definitive, Established, evidence based, fact, Indisputable, Minecraft, nope, not opinion, Objective, Opinions, PROVEN, Reality, smp, substantiated, Truth, undisputed, verifiable, Verified

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

StinkySteve’s Minecraft Server

affordable products, body odor, budget-friendly hygiene, budgeting, coworker harassment, daily shower, deodorant, entry level job, financial struggles, hygiene, laundry expenses, low-income, mean comments, Minecraft, personal care, prioritizing essentials, self-care, Server, smelling bad, StinkySteves, stretching budget, workplace bullying, workplace discrimination

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your natural musk? Do you prioritize food over fancy deodorants? Then join our Minecraft server where hygiene is optional and food is plentiful! No more judgmental coworkers leaving deodorant on your desk or making snarky comments about your scent. On our server, you can be your stinky, budget-conscious self without fear of ridicule. Plus, we have a special “Gym Locker” scent plugin that will make you feel right at home. So come join us and embrace your inner odor!

WeddingCraft or SiblingCraft

Apology, brother’s wedding, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, destination wedding, ENGAGEMENT, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Grand Canyon proposal, Happiness, hurt feelings, hurtful actions, location, misunderstandings, sharing news, sibling rivalry, SiblingCraft, Timing, wedding etiquette, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1232

So, get this – our Minecraft server is like a destination wedding, but without the drama! Just like this crazy story where a couple got engaged at the Grand Canyon after a small wedding, our server is full of surprises and adventures waiting to happen.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds with your friends, without any competitive drama like the one in this story. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Plus, there’s no need to plan around anyone’s wedding – just log in and let the fun begin!

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the real world and dive into a world of creativity and excitement, our server is the perfect destination. Just remember, there’s always room for happiness for everyone – especially when you’re building epic structures and battling mobs together. See you there!

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	256
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Items Found:	3214	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Ores Mined:	3707	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Void Gems Collected:	35	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!