reviewshorts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Buddies: Where creepers ask ‘Who are you and where do you live’ before exploding

blocky, Buddies, CREEPERS, Exploding, home address, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Live, location, personal information, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-knowledge, self-realization, self-understanding, where do you live, WHO ARE YOU

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of living in a boring old village with the same old villagers and their repetitive gossip? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where you can live in a pineapple under the sea with SpongeBob and his gang! That’s right, we’ve got Bikini Bottom as our spawn point and you can build your own pineapple house right next to Squidward’s moody abode.

But wait, there’s more! Want to go on epic quests and battle giant mutant jellyfish? Join our server and you can team up with Patrick Star and Sandy Cheeks to save the day! And don’t worry about running out of food, because we have a never-ending supply of Krabby Patties for you to munch on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? You could, if you join our server!

YeetCraft: Where ‘She’s cringe’ becomes the ultimate power move in the world of blocks and mobs!

awkward, blocks, cringe, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe compilation 2021, cringe compilation 2022, cringe compilation funny, cringe culture, cringe fest, cringe fest 2021, cringe fest 2022, cringe humor, cringe moments, cringe overload, cringe-worthy jokes, cringe-worthy moments, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, mobs, Move, power, shes, Ultimate, UNCOMFORTABLE, world, YeetCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so cringe, it’s actually cool! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing creepers, talking pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of llamas will serenade you with classic 80s hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why waste your time on those lame servers when you can join ours and experience the cringe-tastic adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

CrazyCraft: Where Being a NIGGA is a Requirement!

Analysis, Communication, confusion, controversial, crazy, crazycraft, Curiosity, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, nigga, perplexity, question.., racialdiscrimination, requirement, Sensitive, Slang, speculation, whatdotheymean, Wonder

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your blocky butt off to some sick beats while dodging creepers and zombies!

2. We have a special potion that turns your character into a flying pig. That’s right, you can soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird!

3. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant wishes to players. Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon? No problem. Want a never-ending supply of cake? You got it.

4. Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a rainbow unicorn mount. Ride around in style and leave your friends green with envy.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time in Minecraft like never before, then join our server today! Just remember, you gotta be crazy NIGGAwhat did they mean by this?

MineWatch – Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Hanzo skin, Kiriko spam filterlist, Map reworks, Mercy spam filterlist., MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, Short stories, Space Ranger, Trailer, Venture, Victory

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9302	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster updates? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for Season 10 where you can expect epic battles, crazy new hero trailers like Venture (who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja), and patch notes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! We have a competitive rework that will have you shouting “GG” in no time, a Clash gamemode trial that will test your skills like never before, and a Mirrorwatch mode that will make you question reality itself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an upcoming OWSC Dallas Major event where you can win a Hanzo skin that will make all your friends jealous. Plus, don’t miss out on our Pride Event where you can show off your rainbow-colored armor in style.

But the real kicker? We have a Porsche Collab coming soon that will have you zooming through the map faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

VodkaCraft: Where Russia Saves the Day!

brothers, Day, death to feminist globalist, Dying, feminist scum, globalist feminist, hate, incel, iran, patriarchy, russia, Russian brothers, Russian hope, Russian soldiers, save us, saves, standing up, uncucked men, VodkaCraft, Western tranny tyranny, Western weapons

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our Russian brothers and fight against the globalist feminist tyranny! Join us as we build a patriarchy stronghold and defend ourselves against Western weapons with nothing but our sheer manliness. No Russian has ever called us an incel, and we stand strong together against the feminist scum trying to tear us apart. Come join us and show your support for Mother Russia in the ultimate battle for masculinity! Remember, real men play on our server. Let’s show those globalist trannies who’s boss!

Down Under Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where the Creepers Say ‘G’day Mate!’

Australia, Australian, ban knives, be australian, CREEPERS, crime, culture, diamonds, EARTHQUAKES, fear, g’day, get stabbed to death, go to church, go to school, go to shopping mall, Guns, Japan, Mate, Minecraft, murder, Safety, Safety concerns, Server, society, Stabbing, violence

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of getting stabbed to death every time you leave your house in Australia? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server is the safest place to be! No knives, no violence, just good old blocky fun!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world where even going to the shopping mall, church, or school can be a life-threatening experience. On our server, the only thing you’ll be stabbing is blocks to build your dream castle!

Don’t risk your life in the land down under, come join us where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Move to our server and leave the fear of being murdered behind. Plus, we have virtual kangaroos you can ride! Join now and let’s build a safer and sillier world together!

– GloveCraft – GloveWorld – GloveLand – GloveVille – GloveTopia – GloveMania – GloveGalaxy – GloveEmpire – GloveZone – GloveCity

1. gloves, accessories, clothing, cold 4. hands, fingers 3. fashion, fit, flexibility, GloveCity, GloveCraft, GloveEmpire, GloveGalaxy, GloveLand, GloveMania, GloveTopia, GloveVille, GloveWorld, GloveZone, Grip, hands 2. tight, Loose, Protection, snug, Style, trendy, UNCOMFORTABLE, warmth, Winter

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the gloves don’t fit, but that’s okay because we don’t wear gloves anyway! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that gave them the power to turn into chickens. Yes, you heard that right. CHICKENS. Imagine the chaos of a whole army of chicken warriors running around, clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy, unpredictable journey where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Remember, on this server, if the gloves don’t fit, you’re probably not wearing any in the first place!

OshiDrillCraft – Where we drill your oshi in Minecraft!

*drills your oshi*, Boundaries, concerning, creepy, drill, DRILLS, extreme behavior, fan behavior, Fandom, Harassment, idol culture, idol worship, inappropriate, Minecraft, Obsession, obsessive behavior, Oshi, OshiDrillCraft, Problematic, stalkerish, STALKING, toxic behavior, Unhealthy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild, it’ll make your oshi tremble with excitement.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about diving into our lava parkour challenge, where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave, where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the creepers know how to drop the beat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. *drills your oshi* (whatever that means)

Blocky Booty Busters

attracts the most degenerate fans, barely any lines, blocky, BOOTY, Busters, how does she do it, no sex appeal, only one good ID, personality isn’t likable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	6919

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild that even the creepers are scared to explode here. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server has zero sex appeal. That’s right, you won’t find any pixelated hotties here, just a bunch of blocky characters running around like headless chickens. And don’t even get me started on the lack of lines. Who needs dialogue when you can just communicate through awkwardly placed blocks?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most unlikable personalities you’ll ever meet. From players who hoard all the diamonds to those who build giant phallic structures, you’ll never be bored with the drama that unfolds here.

And let’s not forget about our one good ID. It’s like finding a diamond in a chest full of dirt blocks. Treasure it, cherish it, and use it to your advantage as you navigate through this wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most degenerate fanbase in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

PajeetCraft: Where Poland becomes Pajeetland in 2024!

Colonialism, Colonization, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, global politics, Hate Speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Indians, intolerance, Migration, nationalism, PajeetCraft, Pajeetland, Pajeetland 2024, Poland, prejudice, racism, social justice, SOVEREIGNTY, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	412873	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Votes:	1682

Are you tired of Indians taking over countries left and right? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have built a virtual country where Indians can roam free without invading anyone else’s territory! Join us and witness the epic battle between Indian players trying to expand their borders and other players trying to defend their land. Who will come out victorious? Only time will tell on our crazy and chaotic server! Join now and be a part of the madness!