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HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2272	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	1016	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Void Gems Collected:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1261
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Animals Bred:	169	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8242	Alien Abductions:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Villages Defended:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	115

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.