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CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Awareness, CraftyLifeLessons, daily routines, Gratitude, growth mindset., habits, Impactful, introspection, life lessons, mindfulness, mindset, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, routine changes, Self Discovery, small changes, transformation, unexpected

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Crops Grown:	2620	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most unexpected ways!

Join our server and prepare to learn some truly bizarre life lessons that you never knew you needed. From building a house out of giant flying pigs to surviving a zombie apocalypse in a disco-themed dungeon, our server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also have the chance to befriend a talking llama who will teach you the ancient art of llama yoga. Trust us, you’ll never look at downward dog the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house too, but that’s just part of the fun)!

CraftyDutchSpy vs RussianHackers

collaboration, cooperation, counterintelligence, CraftyDutchSpy, cybersecurity, diplomatic efforts., Disturb, Dutch intelligence, Dutch intelligence services, Espionage, foreign affairs, government agencies, Help, intelligence sharing, international relations, national security, political interference, russian interference, RussianHackers, strategic partnerships, Surveillance, US

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4578
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Votes:	7149	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so, liek, this server is da bomb dot com cuz, get this, dutch intelligence services are like, totally helping us out to mess with russian interference. like, how crazy is that?? u can be part of this epic saga and help take down the bad guys in the virtual world of minecraft. join us and be a hero in the most insane way possible. plus, we have like, the best memes and jokes to keep u entertained while u save the world. so, what r u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

DementiaCraft: McSCI Madness

Accuracy, cognitive decline, cognitive decline assessment, cognitive health, cognitive health assessment, cognitive health screening, cognitive health tool, cognitive screen, dementia risk, dementia risk assessment, dementia risk identification, dementia screening, dementia screening tool, DementiaCraft, madness, major contribution, McSCI, moderate levels, SCD, severe levels, subjective cognitive decline

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	13

lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it got da game-changing cognitive screen dat reveals if u got dementia risk! like, u can identify if u got moderate to severe levels of cognitive decline with 99.9% accuracy! u can test ur brain while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! join now and flex ur cognitive skills while having a blast in da blocky world!

PozzCraft Minecraft Server

age diversity, character creation, Character development, character diversity, current year, DEI, Diversity, Diversity in Gaming, equity, Female Characters, game design, Gaming, hagchads, inclusion, Inclusive Gaming, Inclusivity, Minecraft, older woman character, PozzCraft, representation, Server, slop game, strong female characters, women in gaming

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous adventures!

Join us and you’ll find that even the most pozzed DEI slop game characters can turn into fabulous older women with a snap of your fingers. Our Hagchads are unstoppable, even in the current year!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll encounter wild stories of diamond-encrusted pigs flying through the sky, villagers breakdancing in the town square, and creepers throwing surprise birthday parties for players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most laughter-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

BraphogCraft Minecraft Server

a little mini, America, america is, america is a, braphog, BraphogCraft, is a, is a little, little mini braphog, little., long tail, Minecraft, Mini, mini braphog, Server, tags

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Votes:	869	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where America is a little mini braphog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the world and humans are their loyal servants. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

2. We have a giant statue of Abraham Lincoln made entirely out of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon.

3. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of bald eagles and soar through the skies while shooting fireworks out of their hands. ‘Merica, am I right?

4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, but cheeseburgers. Collect as many as you can to become the ultimate burger baron.

5. We host weekly events where players compete in hot dog eating contests, apple pie baking competitions, and square dancing showdowns. Yeehaw!

So come join our Minecraft server and experience the craziness that is America as a little mini braphog. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Mom-in-Law-Free Zone

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, controlling mother, family background, family dynamics, family influence, Family issues, house renovations, in-laws, long-distance relationship, mental health, mental health struggles, MominLawFree, mother-in-law issues, narcissistic mother, relationship stress, relationships, safe space, temporary living arrangements, Zone

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	261	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no in-laws, no siblings, and definitely no grandma drama! We understand the struggles of family dynamics, that’s why we offer a safe space for you to build and explore without any unwanted guests.

Imagine a world where you can focus on your relationship with your virtual fiancé without the interference of his mom wanting to move in. No more arguments about renovations or sharing space, just pure Minecraft bliss. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with virtual therapists to help you navigate any family issues that may arise.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

blew you away, Captivating, Characters, Compelling, Hidden Gem, hidden treasure, lesser known, Minecraft, Movie, must watch, PixelPunch, Server, Storyline, Surprising, TV series, Underappreciated, Underrated, underrated gem, unexpected, unforgettable

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1108	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is like a hidden gem in the vast world of Minecraft!

Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the epic storyline that rivals even the most popular TV series. Our characters are so dynamic and engaging that you’ll feel like you’re living in a blockbuster movie!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and mysteries waiting to be uncovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and experience the adventure of a lifetime? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyCongressDrugTest

Accountability, Congress, congressional rules, CraftyCongressDrugTest, drug policy, drug screening, drug tests, elected officials, ethical standards, Ethics, Government, Integrity, legislation, political accountability, Politics, public service, public trust, regulations, substance abuse, testing requirements, transparency

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	1640
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Congress members are required to take drug tests before making any decisions! Watch as they try to navigate through virtual worlds while under the influence of questionable substances. Who knows what kind of crazy laws they’ll come up with next! Join now for a wild ride of political shenanigans and questionable decision-making.

GazaCraft: AnneFrank’s Revenge

activism, Amsterdam, Anne Frank, AnneFranks, anti-Israel, anti-semitism, Conflict, controversy, current events, defaced, gaza, GazaCraft, historical, Holocaust, international relations, memorial, Netherlands, News, protest, Revenge, Statue, Vandalism, world war II

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Animals Bred:	62
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

lol this server is like that time someone defaced a statue of Anne Frank but like, for Gaza or something. like, so random, right? join this server for all the chaos and craziness, just like that defacement. we have epic builds and crazy events that will make you go “whaaaat?!” come join us and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #annefrank #gaza #minecraftmadness

HolyCraft: Bible Edition

adaptation, BIBLE, biblical, Bloodshed, controversial, Drama, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, FANTASY, Gore, HBO, Holycraft, long tail, nudity, Provocative, Religion, storytelling, Supernatural, television, TV series, Wonders

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

yo, u ever wanted to see the bible like u never seen it before? well, dis server is like a GOT version of the bible but in minecraft! imagine all da gore, bloodshed, nudity, and supernatural wonders but in blocky form! u can live out all da crazy stories from da bible in a whole new way. join now for a wild ride through da holy land like u never seen it before!