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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1676 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
our server is so lit, even the ender dragon does the macarena while you try to defeat it. we have a secret recipe for diamond armor made out of cheese and a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn that farts glitter and shoot rainbows out of your hands. plus, our mods are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’ll always have your back.
so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. who needs crotchless panties when you can have pantiless crotches?