Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).
So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!
Join us for epic PvP battles where players ride on the backs of flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fireballs from their eyes. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure rainbow and unicorn tears. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh how the turntables, indeed!
ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.
OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!