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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 5186 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
imagine building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig, that’s the kind of stuff that happens here. not to mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep music.
plus, the more you play on this server, the smarter you become. like, you’ll be solving complex math problems in your sleep and reciting shakespearean soliloquies like it’s no big deal.
so come join us on this magical minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and memory decline forever! your brain will thank you, trust me.