Revenge of the Cis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5967
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Emeralds Found:	3059
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

Wave Blocker Simulator

Blocker, complex particle configurations, Light waves, materials development, research, scattering, SIMULATOR, software package, sound waves, water waves, WAVE, wave blocking, wave deflection

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, a wild wave of sound, water, or light comes out of nowhere and messes up your whole vibe. like, what the heck, right?

well, fear not, my fellow minecrafters, because on this server, we have the most epic software package that can model how these waves are scattered when they meet crazy particle configurations. like, we’re talking next level stuff here.

join our server and never worry about pesky waves ruining your minecraft experience again. build the most epic structures without any interference. trust me, you won’t find this kind of technology on any other server. it’s like magic, but better.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and experience the ultimate wave-blocking, wave-deflecting, wave-destroying minecraft server of your dreams. you won’t regret it, i promise.

SurviveMC

Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Kitmap, KitPvP, LifeSteal, og, PvP, Raiding, Revival, SOTWs, Survival, SurviveMC

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Welcome to SurviveMC.net, home of the best OG HCF servers!

Weekly SOTWs and Kitmap are live now!

Don’t miss out on the revival of HCF!

survivemc.net:25575

StrangerCraft – only you create the world! Minecraft server

Active Development, administration, Development, discord server, Griefers, Lobby, military theme, minecraft server, new mode, peaceful-survival, Player complaints, Player monitoring, Real soldier, responsive administration, role playing games, server description, Server Rules, Starter Kit, State defense, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Hello!

Our server is in active development and here is what we can offer now.

We have Survival, where you can build a house and survive peacefully, enjoying the beauty of the server. We do not support griefers, so the administration monitors the state of the server and always meets the players halfway. Also, the development of a new mode is in full swing, about it a little below. Do not forget about the discord server where the responsive administration lives, there you can leave a complaint about a player breaking the rules!

In addition to survival, another server will soon open, which we wrote about above, where you can immerse yourself in the world of role-playing games and feel like a real soldier defending the rights of his state! Also, the lobby presents a military theme, under the main mode of the server, which will appear a little later

Naturally, not all the cool stuff on our server is described in the description. So come play on the server and chat in the discord. Good luck

play.strangercraft.fun

Future Games Minecraft Server

2025, augmented reality, Future, future of gaming, games, gaming advancements, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming design, gaming evolution, gaming experiences, gaming industry, gaming innovations, Gaming landscape., gaming platforms, gaming predictions, gaming technology, gaming trends, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, Server, video game development, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	138

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Picture this: it’s the year 2025 and we’ve got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Join us on this server for a chance to ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and participate in epic dance-offs with the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing and are always looking for new recruits.

So why wait for the future when you can experience it now on our mind-blowing Minecraft server? Join us and let’s make 2025 the best year for video games ever!

Minecraft SMP: /Vore/ General – Corruption Tastes So Good Edition

ADVANTAGE, Corruption, desuarchive, detective, Disappearances, Edition, FAT ASS, general, Good, investigation, long tail, Minecraft, position of power, power dynamics, predator, predding, prey, RESPONSIBILITY, Situations, smp, TASTES, tastes so good, Thread, Trash, vore

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the predators are in positions of power and use it to their advantage for predding! Imagine a fat detective investigating disappearances, only to realize they are the ones responsible for it all along! It’s a wild ride of deception, betrayal, and vore-filled adventures. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to lose yourself in the madness.

FILgate: The Permissionless Server

aita, bad guys, conservative Christian, Disney, Fil, FILgate, hurt, in charge, INCONVENIENCE, last minute, MIL, movies, objections, Permission, permissionless, Petty, refusal, Server, sister, sleepover, small town, stand our ground, Upset, weird demand

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	321	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with conservative Christian in-laws who make last-minute demands and ruin your sleepover plans? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the drama!

Join our server for a chance to build a virtual world where you can watch all the Disney movies you want with no judgment from anyone’s dad. No more awkward phone calls or passive-aggressive texts, just pure fun and creativity.

Don’t let family drama get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual sleepovers are way more fun than the ones with your sister-in-law. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and leave the family drama at the door!

EscapeArtist in Minecraft SMP

abduction, breaking free, Captivity, emergency tactics, escape plan, escape strategy, EscapeArtist, evading capture, fighting back, finding help, hostage situation, Kidnapped, Minecraft, Quick Thinking, rescue mission, seeking assistance, self defense, self-preservation, smp, staying calm, survival instincts, survival skills, thinking on your feet

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a virtual world where the only way out is to outsmart your kidnappers… wait, what? That’s right, we’ve taken kidnapping to a whole new level in this SMP. Join us if you think you have what it takes to escape your virtual captors and make it out alive. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

StinkyCraft

abhorrent, Disgusting, Foul, intolerable, malodorous, nauseating, noxious, odor, offensive, OVERWHELMING, pungent, putrid, rancid, RANK, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, smell, stench, StinkyCraft, Unpleasant

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky smells in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will never have to deal with any unpleasant odors again! Our virtual world is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and blooming flowers. Join us and say goodbye to smelly socks and stinky cheese forever!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn named Sparkles who grants wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Just ask Sparkles! Need a castle built in record time? Sparkles will make it happen! With Sparkles by your side, anything is possible in our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the sweet smell of success and the magic of Sparkles! Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave.