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SisSassNoTalkMC

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	5597
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your own family? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only gossip you’ll hear is about who stole whose diamonds in a PvP battle!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. No more emotional breakdowns or arguments over trivial things – just pure, unadulterated fun!

And if you’re worried about trust issues, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone can come together to build, explore, and create without fear of betrayal or backstabbing. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to shut down any drama before it even begins.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a whole community of blocky friends to build with? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RidicCraft: Normal is Overrated

absurd traditions, normal, Overrated, RidicCraft, ridiculous beliefs, societal behaviors, societal beliefs, societal conformity, societal conventions, societal customs, societal expectations, societal norms, societal practices, societal pressures, societal rules, societal standards, societal values, society norms, unconventional thoughts.

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Farms Harvested:	485	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of society’s boring norms? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing considered normal is building giant statues of llamas! Our server is filled with crazy challenges like riding pigs through obstacle courses and battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest block in the game is hidden somewhere on our server – find it and you’ll unlock unlimited tacos for life! So why settle for society’s ridiculous norms when you can join us and embrace the insanity of Minecraft?

CraftyOrthodoxTreason

BETRAYAL, Charged, church leader, Conspiracy, Corruption, CraftyOrthodoxTreason, criminal case, eastern europe, Ex-MP, indictment, leader, legal charges, Politics, religious conflict, religious leader, russia, Russia-affiliated, scandal, Treason, Ukraine, Ukrainian Orthodox Church

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	7636
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	286
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Emeralds Found:	9614
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Votes:	1704	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where we got ex-MP’s, leaders of Russia-affiliated Ukrainian Orthodox Church, and even charged with treason!!! u can build ur own treasonous empire, betray ur friends, and start a revolution against the mods!!! come join us for some scandalous fun and chaotic gameplay!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server!!!

Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3765	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Love Letters Sent:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mines Excavated:	2238	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Void Gems Collected:	11

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Dragon Eggs Found:	7335
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ores Mined:	3098
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6228	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2837	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crops Grown:	6468

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Magic Items Found:	8954
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2853	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!