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NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4429	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1497
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5829	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2036
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	73

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

Character, game continuity, game design, game development, Game lore, game production, game release, game sequel, game series, game speculation, gaming industry, Marine, Minecraft, missing character, plot hole, Sequel, smp, Space, Space Marine, space marine 2, space marine franchise, Storyline, video game, video game character, WASNT

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	48	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

#excruciating, accident, Agony, anguish, cause, discomfort, Distress, emotional, Experience, hurt, Incident, injury, INTENSE, long-lasting, MOMENTS, OuchCraft, PAINFUL, Physical, smp, Suffering, Torment, Trauma, Unbearable, worst pain

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!