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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Votes: | 3421 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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