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Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, candidates, controversial, election, funny, horse jizz, humor, inappropriate, insults, Minecraft, mockery, mocking, offensive, Politics, PRETEND, satire, smp, social norms, stop calling, Unconventional, unconventional behavior, unite, weird, weirdos

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

DisneyFanaticMC SMP

animated, Character, Childhood, Disney, DisneyFanaticMC, dream, Enchanting, fairy tale, FANTASY, Favorite, forever.., Hero, iconic, imagination, Magic, MAGICAL, Movie, Prince, princess, smp, Villain, wish

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world with boring responsibilities and adulting? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that and become your favorite Disney character forever! Imagine building a castle as Elsa, or mining for diamonds as Simba. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping stacks of diamonds wherever it goes. Join us and embark on a quest to find the Diamond Pig and claim your riches!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your adulting behind and come join us on this wacky adventure where you can be whoever you want to be, as long as it’s a Disney character. See you in the magical world of our Minecraft SMP!

SlimCraft: Shedding Blocks & Pounds

Before and after, blocks, determination, diet tips, exercise routine, fitness goals, Healthy Eating, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, motivation, perseverance, POUNDS, self-discipline, shedding, SlimCraft, success story, transformation, weight loss, weight loss journey, weight loss motivation, weight loss success, weight loss tips, workout plan

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	533	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Towns Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine and build your way to a slimmer avatar! Our secret weight loss method involves running away from creepers, doing squats while crafting, and eating only virtual carrots. Trust us, you’ll be a lean, mean mining machine in no time! Join now and say goodbye to those extra blocks!

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

Allowed, Bedrock Port, Boomers, Coexist, commands, CPU, Difficulty, discord server, Game Rules, Ip:, mobGriefing, Nightshade, peacefully, Render Distance, server info, server settings, Simulation Distance, smp, world border, zoomers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6477

Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features	No land claim plugins
	No pay-to-win system
	Graves spawn upon death
	Friendly community and staff
	Planned server events
	Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

What are the server features?

No land claim plugins
No pay-to-win system
Graves spawn upon death for players to collect items
Friendly community and staff
Planned server events
Bedrock crossplay

What plugins does the server use?

Purpur 1.21
CoreProtect
FarmControl

KinniCraft Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, battle, Devil, Epic battles, iconic characters, intense competition, Japanese culture, KinniCraft, Kinnikuman, legendary series, Manga, Minecraft, muscle men, muscle power, musclemania, Perfect matches, Rivalry, Server, SuperHero, tag team, ultimate showdown, wrestling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you ready to witness epic battles between the Devil and the Perfect players on our server? Picture this: Satan himself facing off against a player who never misses a shot with a bow and arrow. The stakes are high and the entertainment is even higher! Join us for the ultimate showdown of good vs evil in the world of Minecraft. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP

billiard, BilliardNumberMinecraftSMP, billion, Childhood, cue sports, education, Entertainment, funny, Game, learning, leisure, long tail, Math, Memories, Misconception, number, Pool, rich people, Snooker, tags, wealth

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6462
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. Legend has it that if you find this hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering valuable quests and rewards to those brave enough to seek them out. And rumor has it that if you befriend one of these llamas, they’ll lead you to a secret village filled with rare loot and enchanted items.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, the journey may be treacherous, but the rewards are worth it. And who knows, you might just become the richest player on the server – or even discover the mythical number that comes after a billion!

GymRage Minecraft Server

aita, cleaning equipment, fitness center, gym cleanliness, gym conflict, gym confrontation, gym confrontation etiquette, gym culture, gym etiquette, gym hygiene, gym manners, gym rules, GymRage, Minecraft, passive aggressive behavior, proper gym behavior, Server, sweaty bench, sweaty gym member, wiping down equipment, workout etiquette

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ores Mined:	5718
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mines Excavated:	3859

Are you tired of sweaty gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where the only sweat you’ll encounter is the sweat from battling intense mobs and mining for diamonds! No passive-aggressive gym-goers here, just pure gaming fun!

Join now for a chance to build your own virtual gym and show off your pixelated muscles to all the other players. Who needs a real gym when you can work out your fingers by crafting and building in our epic world?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to escape the real world and dive into a virtual one where sweat is only caused by intense gaming sessions. Join us now and leave the gym drama behind!

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

acceptance, achieving dreams, Acting, boyfriend drama, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, Breakups, Communication, deal breakers, friendship, ghosting, Happiness, high school relationships, LGBTQ, moving on, relationships, romantic relationships, self-confidence, Support, Theater, theater production

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3550
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	469
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Hey there gamers! Remember that time I posted about my crazy breakup drama on Reddit? Well, guess what? It’s all sorted out now, thanks to the power of Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the ultimate revenge story. Build a giant plant monster (like Audrey Two) and feed your ex-boyfriend to it! Who needs closure when you have virtual carnivorous plants, am I right?

Plus, find love and friendship on our server just like I did with the girl playing Chiffon in our virtual production of Little Shop of Horrors. We bonded over Minecraft and now we’re inseparable!

So come on over to our server and remember: They may offer you diamonds and enchanted gear, love and epic builds, but whatever they offer you, DON’T FEED THE PLANTS! 😂🌱💔 #MinecraftDrama #ExBoyfriendRevenge #VirtualLoveStory

SkillzNoProfit Minecraft SMP

artistic expression, creative outlet, Fulfillment without financial gain., hobby, leisure activity, Minecraft, Non-profitable skill, passion project, personal growth, personal satisfaction, pursuit of happiness, Relaxation, self improvement, Side project, skill development, SkillzNoProfit, smp, stress relief, talent showcase, Time-consuming activity, Undervalued talent, Unpaid talent, Volunteer work

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Farms Harvested:	182
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	413
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you a pro at building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of cheese blocks in Minecraft? Do you spend hours perfecting your underwater basket weaving skills in-game? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, wacky quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Who knows, maybe one day your cheese llama statue will become a national treasure and you’ll finally start making that sweet, sweet Minecraft money. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

NoteBlockHero

agreeable, bland, Easy Listening, inoffensive, least controversial musician, Mainstream, middle-of-the-road, Mild, Music, musician, non-confrontational, non-controversial, non-divisive, NoteBlockHero, Popular, Safe, soothing, unchallenging, uncontroversial, Unproblematic, well-liked

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	117
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of mining and crafting in boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild adventures you can handle!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with the one and only Notorious C.R.E.E.P, a mysterious musician who serenades creepers to sleep with his soothing tunes. Rumor has it he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by playing them a sick beat on his diamond record player.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Enderman, who loves to boogie down in the End dimension. He’s always looking for new dance partners to join him in his never-ending party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a musical and magical experience like no other!