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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 3787 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 263 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 87 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden villages run by llamas, and even a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event called “The Great Jewish Shit Eating Contest” where players compete to see who can eat the most Jewish shit. Don’t worry, it’s all virtual – we don’t actually condone eating poop in real life!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the holohoax conspiracy while you’re at it!