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EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	16

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	6777
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	23
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	194
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Towns Built:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	60	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchantments Applied:	263	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Items Found:	8071	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!