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RoastieSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

altercation, Behavior, criminal, crowded bar, danger, Disturbing, internet, Minecraft, murder, ONLINE, Public, roastie, RoastieSlayer420, Shocking.., smp, social media, Thad, threatens, toxic masculinity, UNACCEPTABLE, Video, violence, viral

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	665
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as Thad threatening to murder a roastie in a crowded bar! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of pixelated blocks to distract you from the chaos. Join us for a chance to witness Thad’s questionable life choices firsthand and maybe even build a castle to hide from his wrath. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCrasherNoMore

aita, aunt, BFF, civil behavior, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., engagement party, family, family drama, family dynamics, happy times, hurt feelings, mental health, Negativity, out of character, Repayment, sibling, Wedding, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCrasherNoMore

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Star Shards Collected:	232	Dragons Tamed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy aunties will ruin your big day! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can plan your dream nuptials without any family feuds getting in the way. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life wedding woes and just focus on building your happily ever after. Say “I do” to joining our server today!

BrokeAndConfusedMC SMP

bespoke tailoring, BrokeAndConfusedMC, custom furniture, designer clothing, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, exotic vacations, fine art collections, gourmet dining, high-end jewelry, high-end technology, luxury cars, luxury experiences, luxury real estate, luxury skincare products, luxury watches, personal chefs, private islands, private jets, rare collectibles, smp, spa retreats

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6918	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the diamonds flow like water and the creepers are afraid of YOU? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are so rich they use emerald blocks as toilet paper. Seriously, our server economy is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon shops here for rare items.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground vault filled with ancient treasure. And if you can find it, you’ll be richer than Notch himself!

So come join us on this wild ride of wealth and wonder. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft millionaire on our server?

PixelPestProblem

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, bothersome issue, Day, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor annoyance, minor mishap, minor setback, mood killer, Nuisance, pesky problem, pet peeve, PixelPestProblem, ruin, small mistake, smallest thing, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	136	Endless Night Skies:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of getting your day ruined by tiny annoyances like stepping on a Lego or running out of milk for your cereal? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the smallest thing that can ruin your day is getting attacked by a horde of baby zombies riding chickens! That’s right, forget about stubbing your toe or getting a paper cut, we’ve got a whole new level of tiny terror waiting for you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where even the tiniest creatures are out to get you. Build epic fortresses to protect yourself from miniature mobs, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Baby Zombie Egg, and maybe even tame a chicken-riding baby zombie as your loyal steed.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the smallest but deadliest challenges Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, watch your back and always keep an eye out for those sneaky baby zombies – they may be small, but they’re definitely not to be underestimated!

UkrainianDroneWarfare Minecraft Server

Airfield, airstrike, Ammo Dumps, blast, Conflict, drone attack, eastern europe, Fuel, Geopolitics, international relations, long range drones, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, russia, russian military, Server, Set Ablaze, Technology, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneWarfare, WARFARE

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	9766
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian long-range drones are blasting and setting ablaze russian military airfield fuel and ammo dumps!

why join, u ask? well, because where else can u see such epic battles and explosions in minecraft?! plus, the loot u can get from the wreckage is insane – diamond armor, enchanted weapons, u name it!

not to mention, our community is lit af – everyone is always down for a good time, whether it’s building epic bases or trolling each other with hilarious pranks.

so come on over and join the chaos – who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server!

Crafty Taliban Banter

Afghanistan, banter, bare faces, conservative beliefs, Crafty, cultural restrictions, freedom of expression, gender discrimination, gender inequality, human rights violation, Islamic law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, public ban, religious extremism, social control, Taliban, vice laws, women’s empowerment, women’s oppression, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Taliban would be jealous? Well, you’ve come to the right place!

On this server, we got rules crazier than a llama on a pogo stick! We ban women’s voices and bare faces in public because… um… well, because why not? It’s all about that mystery, baby!

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop anyone who dares to step out of line. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

SocialCraft: DepressoMoodChain

cognitive overload, college student mental health, college students, depressive mood, DepressoMoodChain, digital mental health, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health effects, mental health research., Mental well-being, Mobile social media, social comparison, social media addiction, social media impact, social media influence, social media usage, socialcraft, technology impact, technology use, upward social comparison

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Void Gems Collected:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

so like, u know how college can be super stressful and stuff, right? well, imagine if u could escape all that craziness by diving into a minecraft server that is so lit, it will make u forget all about ur depressing mood. like, seriously, this server is so epic that it will make u forget all about ur college stress and make u feel like u are on top of the world.

u see, when u join this server, u will be surrounded by other players who are just as awesome as u are. u will be able to make new friends, build amazing structures, and go on crazy adventures together. and get this, the server is so huge that u will never run out of things to do. like, there are endless possibilities for u to explore and conquer.

but wait, it gets even better. on this server, u will be able to participate in epic battles, go on treasure hunts, and even ride dragons. yes, u heard me right, u can ride freaking dragons. how cool is that?

so if u want to escape from the stresses of college life and have the time of ur life, then u need to join this minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. come join us and let’s have some fun together!

GreenCraft SMP: Let’s Play Minecraft But Everyone is Wearing Green Speedos and Cowboy Hats

alliances, bedrock, console, Cowboy, crate keys, Currency, Discord, friendship, Green.., GreenCraft, hats, java, Lets, map art, Minecraft, Minigames, OUTAGE, Permanent, Play, PORT, Quests, Realms, ruins, smp, Speedos, union, Vanilla, Wars, wearing, WEEKLY

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Farms Harvested:	596	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

GreenCraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Server Version	Semi-vanilla 1.21
Cross-Play	Available for both Java and Bedrock players
Features	Quests, Minigames, Crates, Nations, Dynmap
Upcoming Event	First event this Friday

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the GreenCraft SMP server?

To join the Java server, use IP 151.80.47.150:25643. For Bedrock players, use IP 151.80.47.150 with port 27049.

2. What is the server theme?

GreenCraft SMP is a Nations server where players can form nations, alliances, participate in wars, and quests.

3. Are there any special events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts frequent events with rewards including crate keys, currency, and collectable player map art.

4. Can I play minigames on the server?

Absolutely! GreenCraft SMP has a dedicated minigame world where you can enjoy various types of minigames like PvP, racing, and parkour.

5. Is there a Discord server for GreenCraft SMP?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server – No Politics Here!

@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, donald trump, elon musk, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president trump, Server, team trump, trump archive, trump library, Trump Press Conference, Trump Rally, Trump Remarks, Trump Spox, trump war room, Trump X Space, Trumpcraft, truth social

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Secret Passages Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most tremendous Minecraft server in the history of Minecraft servers, believe me! This server is so amazing, it’s like building a wall around your base and making creepers pay for it.

Join now and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with President Donald J. Trump himself! He’ll show you how to build the best walls and make Minecraft great again, again.

We have exclusive events like Trump rallies in-game, where you can hear him deliver speeches on the importance of crafting and building. Plus, special appearances from Elon Musk and Trump visiting different biomes like Bozeman, MT.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this incredible Minecraft server. Make your blocks great again and join today!

BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.