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WEEEEEEELLLLLLLL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mines Excavated:	1277
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Crops Grown:	8088
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or team up with your fellow players to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered minions with an iron fist (or wing, in this case). Will you dare to challenge his rule and steal his golden egg of power?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The BITCH TITS awaits you!

Sovereign

alliances, biome-based farming, crafting XP, Cultures, DEFEND, dynamic, Economy, FANTASY, Forge, Geopolitical, Industries, Legacy, magical Waystones, Minecraft, Nations, player ingenuity, PvP, Realms, Roleplay, Sandbox, Territories, Towny, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	2634
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Sovereign invites players into a sandbox fantasy realm where they can shape nations, cultures, and industries on the expansive world of Anacreus. With unique mechanics like biome-based farming for crafting XP and magical Waystones for instant travel, Sovereign’s economy and territories are driven by player ingenuity and alliances. Forge alliances, defend your lands, and build a legacy in this dynamic Minecraft geopolitical world.

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Chick’s with Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for any kind of creepy behavior! Join us and fight against the travesty of open pedophilia and other sick sh*t that plagues other servers. Our community is filled with mentally sharp and sane players who will not stand for any nonsense. So join us now and help us wave goodbye to civil society down the road!

DownUnder vs DesertDwellers Minecraft SMP Battle

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6862
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with all the other players. The winner gets a diamond block, but the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week.

But that’s not all! Our server events include epic battles against the Ender Dragon while riding pigs, building roller coasters that go through lava pits, and even hosting a fashion show where the best dressed player gets a pet zombie pigman.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Oh, and did we mention that our server starts at 8:10 pm AEDT? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Divine Spears Created:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle, fight off zombie chickens with diamond swords, and build a castle made entirely of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features secret dungeons filled with dancing pandas, a hidden treasure trove guarded by a giant rainbow unicorn, and a mini-game where you have to outsmart a group of mischievous villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Sour Linkies on Social Media Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero, Captain Carrot, swoops in to save the day with his trusty sidekick, Sir Squidsworth.

Feeling hungry? Head on over to our enchanted food court where the burgers are so delicious, they literally make you fly. And be sure to watch out for the mischievous Potato Bandit who steals fries right out of your inventory.

But that’s not all! Join our weekly dance parties at the lava disco, where the DJ is a literal fireball and the dance floor is made of obsidian. And don’t forget about our epic build battles where contestants have to construct a roller coaster using only dirt and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember, it’s not a good look to miss out on all the fun!

Tech Majors’ Pissed Off Minecraft Server

avenues, BRAINDEAD.., career paths, Frustration, hobby, INTERESTING, learning, majors, Minecraft, personal growth, pissed, programming, Projects, pseud, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, Smart, Software Development, sound mind, Tech, tech industry, tech majors, time wasted

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring tech majors trying to convince you that programming is the coolest thing ever? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for those who think programming is a braindead hobby!

Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!

Minecraft SMP: Subtle Kino Enhancers

#bonding activities, Body language, connection building, date ideas, emotional connections, Enhancers, intimacy boosters, Kino, love language, meaningful moments, Minecraft, movie night, nonverbal communication, nonverbal cues, physical intimacy, Relationship Building, relationship tips, romantic gestures, romantic movies, small gestures, smp, Subtle, Subtle Kino Enhancers, subtle signals, subtle touches

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Reasons to join: – Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? – Our server has a hidden underground disco club where players can dance the night away and battle it out in epic dance-offs for rare loot. – We have a group of mischievous pandas who have learned how to use redstone and are constantly pranking unsuspecting players. Will you be their next victim or join in on the fun? – Our server has a cursed treasure chest that randomly spawns in different locations, but beware, opening it could unleash a horde of angry villagers or grant you unimaginable riches.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

HamsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Latin America Colombia Economy system Survival Custom mobs Unique items Multiplayer PVP Minigames Creative Skyblock Faction Roleplay Adventure Quests Plugins Modded Whitelisted Community Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Animals Bred:	13

Latin American server hosted in Colombia, with an economy system, survival, custom mobs, unique items and more!

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Zeppelin Crew Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3846
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with mystery, intrigue, and a touch of danger. Who knows what secrets lie within the zeppelin floating high above our server? Will you uncover the truth or become the next victim of the mysterious murderer? Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!