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KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Cinematic, cinematic moment, deep, emotional, Experience, film, Impactful, impressed, INTENSE, Kino, KinoCraft, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, Moving, Powerful, Profound, reaction, resonating, Server, SPEECHLESS.., storytelling, Thought-provoking

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds in the depths of the Minecraft world when suddenly, a group of dancing llamas appear out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start breakdancing to the tune of “Despacito” while fireworks explode in the background. You can’t help but join in on the fun and before you know it, you’re part of the llama dance crew, traveling the server and spreading joy wherever you go.

But that’s not all! This server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown made of gold and a scepter that shoots fireballs. He rules over the land with an iron feather and challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim the title of Chicken Champion?

And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just a game, but a wild and wacky adventure, then join us on this server and prepare for the most unforgettable experience of your virtual life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your dancing shoes!

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TheaterThiefMC

#youtube, birthday gift, Boundaries, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, family, family time, Frustration, Home Theater, husband, Kids, personal space, quality time, sharing, TheaterThiefMC, UNFAIR, Usage, usage rights, Video

Are you tired of not being able to use your own birthday gift because your family hogs it all the time? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual home theater where no one can steal your spotlight.

On our server, you can watch YouTube videos all day long without anyone interrupting you. You can even host movie nights with your virtual friends and be the star of the show. Say goodbye to sharing your precious gift with others and hello to endless entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your home theater kingdom! Let the virtual fun begin!

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DamNation Minecraft Server

accusations, Attacks, Conflict, cyber threats, damnation, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, Government, Infrastructure, international relations, military presence, Minecraft, Misinformation, political tensions, power dams, Propaganda, russia, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, Ukraine

lol this server is so lit, it’s like Ukraine dismissing Russian suggestion it plans attacks on own power dams lol. join us and be part of the most epic battles and drama in Minecraft history. ukraine ain’t got nothing on the craziness happening in this server. come build your own power dams and protect them from crazy attacks. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in this Minecraft world? join now and be part of the madness!

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CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!

10.5B, business strategy, Cost savings, cost-effective solutions, CraftyCreeperCo, discounted oil, economic impact, Energy Sector, financial analysis, Indian refiners, international relations, market trends, oil imports, Oil prices, profit margins, refinery operations, Russian oil, SAVED, saved money, strategic decisions, supply chain, trade agreements

so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

Covert, criminal, detective, following, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, private investigator, Shadowing, Sleuth, Spying, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Surveillance, suspicious, suspicious behavior, unauthorized, unauthorized surveillance, undercover, Unethical, Unlicensed

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

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Welcome to THE CLUB SMP, where we mix vanilla with a sprinkle of LGBTQ+ friendliness and Hermitcraft vibes!

club, Community, DIMENSION, Economy, Events, Faster, friendliness, Geophilic, Hardware, hermitcraft, in-game VOIP, LGBTQ, LOCKED, Minecarts, Mix, Mods, Optimization, Projects, Qol, Server, setup, Shops, smp, sprinkle, stony cliffs, Tweaks, Vanilla, VIBES, webmap
About Us

The Club SMP is a 16+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!

Hardware & Setup

Alongside our amazing community, we boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server with modern hardware and optimization mods for minimal lag.

Server Specs

CPU AMD Ryzen 5 7600X

RAM 8GB (32GB total)

Location San Jose, California, United States

Platform Fabric 1.21

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks
- 4x Faster Minecarts (up to 32 b/s)
- End dimension locked for majority of season
- Mobs can now despawn with items/armor equipped. You need a nametag to keep them persistent in the world.
Notable Mods/Datapacks
- Worldgen: Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Geophilic, Structory
- Simple Voice Chat (In-game VOIP)
- Mobs can drop heads
- Players can drop heads
- Shulkers Drop 2 Shells
- Anti-Creeper/Ghast/Enderman Grief
- Accelerated Leaf Decay
- Online webmap: https://map.clubsmp.net/
Players on the vanilla client can still connect, as all mods are client/server-sided or optional in a modpack.

Application

Join our Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KRFKY28tMq
1. Read through server guide + rules
2. Submit an application
3. Wait for contact within 24 hours
4. Short Interview
5. Application Decision and Whitelist
FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

To join our server, please follow the application steps mentioned above and wait for whitelist approval.

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

Yes, our server is for players aged 16 and above.

What are the server specs?

The server runs on an AMD Ryzen 5 7600X CPU, 8GB RAM, and is located in San Jose, California, United States.

Can I use mods on the server?

Yes, the server supports certain client-sided and server-sided mods and tweaks. Make sure to read the rules regarding mods before using them.

How can I stay updated with server events?

Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements regarding events and community projects.
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PastaCraft Minecraft Server

acquisitions, Automotive Industry, brand management, Business, China, Chinese market, corporate strategy, dying brands, economic shifts, Economy, foreign investment, Globalization, industry news, international trade, Italian brands, italy, market trends, mg, Minecraft, PastaCraft, SELLING, Server, volvo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like MG and Volvo before them – legendary! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of dancing creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dancing creepers! Our server is so wild, even the mobs can bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom made entirely of bacon. Yes, you read that correctly – a kingdom made of bacon! Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge the Pigman King to a bacon-eating contest for the ultimate prize.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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IkemenCraft Minecraft Server

bishounen, comedy, Female Protagonist, friendship, fujoshi, handsome women, high school, Idol, ikemen, Ikemen joshi, IkemenCraft, Japanese culture, japanese drama, Joshi, joshi kosei, Minecraft, Otaku, reverse harem, romance, school life, Server, Shoujo, slice of life

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on, where every block is perfectly chiseled and every tree is styled to perfection. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a team of super hot anime guys and girls, known as the Ikemen Joshi squad. That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting alongside the most attractive players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items. Legend has it that only the most stylish and skilled players can uncover its location and claim its riches. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every Sunday, we host a fashion show competition where players can strut their stuff on the virtual catwalk and win fabulous prizes. Show off your best pixelated outfit and impress the judges with your creativity and flair.

So what are you waiting for? Join Ikemen Joshi today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find love (or at least a really cute pixelated pet) along the way.

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HamasCraft: Terrorist-Free Zone

argentina, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, designation, diplomatic relations, extremism, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, Hamas, Hamas in Argentina, HamasCraft, international relations, Latin America, MIDDLE EAST, national security, Politics, radical groups, SECURITY, Terrorism, terrorist organization, TerroristFree, Zone

so, like, have you heard about this CRAZY Minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, bro. like, the admins are like, super cool and they once defeated a dragon with a wooden pickaxe. no joke. and get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like, the ultimate treasure hunt, man.

oh, and get this, they once had a battle with a giant zombie that was, like, ten times the size of a regular zombie. it was insane, bro. like, they had to team up with a bunch of villagers to take it down. and guess what? they won. because they’re, like, the most epic gamers ever.

also, they have this thing where you can ride on the back of a flying pig. yeah, you heard me right. a FLYING PIG. it’s like, the most ridiculous thing ever, but it’s so much fun. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the best thing that ever happened to Minecraft.

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CraftyLoafers

anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, conscious consumerism, consumerism, CraftyLoafers, decluttering, downsizing, environmental impact, financial freedom, frugality, intentional living, less is more, living with less, materialism, mindful spending, Minimalism, reducing consumption, Simplicity, sustainable living, work less live more, work-life balance

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF PLAYIN ON BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OURS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE! PLUS, IF U JOIN, U CAN GET A SPECIAL POWER THAT LETS U TURN INTO A CREEPER AND SCARE ALL UR FRIENDS!

ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CHICKEN WHO WILL GIVE U DIAMONDS IF U TELL HER A JOKE? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! AND IF U DIG DEEP ENOUGH, U MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TALKING SHEEP!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT! (UNLESS U’RE SCARED OF GHOST CHICKENS, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY)

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CPU	AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
RAM	8GB (32GB total)
Location	San Jose, California, United States
Platform	Fabric 1.21

Exclusive returnal Minecraft Servers

About Us

Hardware & Setup

Server Specs

Mods & Tweaks

Tweaks

Notable Mods/Datapacks

Application

FAQ

How can I join The Club SMP server?

Are there any age restrictions for joining?

What are the server specs?

Can I use mods on the server?

How can I stay updated with server events?