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Lost Chunk Adventures

Adventures, ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, ancient structures, archaeological exploration, archaeological finds, archaeology, Chunk, discovery, Exploration, hidden treasures, historical sites, Lost, lost cities, Lost Civilization, marine archaeology, maritime history, ocean floor, scientist, seafloor, Submerged Structures, underwater discoveries, underwater exploration

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	8968
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	59	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

OMG u guyz, dis server is like a hidden treasure chest waiting to be discovered! Our scientists have found a lost chunk of seafloor filled with ancient structures and epic loot! Join now and be the first to uncover these mysterious wonders! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this underwater world of madness and mayhem! Swim with dolphins, battle sea monsters, and explore hidden caves filled with diamonds and gold! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic quest for glory and riches! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Hord, hord live, hord online, hord platform, hord service, hord streaming, hord video, Live streaming, Minecraft, online streaming, PALS, PIXEL, Server, stream games, stream movies, stream music, stream TV shows, streaming, streaming hord, streaming platform, Streaming Service, video streaming, watch hord, watch streaming

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crops Grown:	3393	Runes Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us on our server where the mobs have all learned how to dance the Macarena and the villagers are secretly plotting a revolution against the players. Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party or a group of chickens forming a rock band.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Streaming Hord, a group of elite players who stream their epic adventures for the world to see. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing nothing but a tutu and a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a streaming hord of fun waiting for you!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Account XP, Archive, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Breakthrough, Commissions, Events, general, guides, Hards, Izuna, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, Natsu, Normals, Perorodzilla, PVs, Reisa, Resources, Rowdy and Cheery, Scrimmages, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, Total Assault, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Gods Slained:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos!

Imagine a world where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your epic base. Picture a land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From the Descent of the Five Senses to the Rowdy and Cheery extravaganza, you’ll never have a dull moment. And don’t even get us started on the Total Assault challenges – Kaiten, Perorodzilla, you name it, we’ve got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything goes!

DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

abusive relationship, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, Dads, Divorce, divorce story, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional healing, emotional impact, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, family trauma, forgiveness, parental abandonment, parental abuse, parental divorce, personal growth, sibling relationships, Understanding

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	811
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy moments, instant gratification, instant happiness, instant mood boost, instant pick-me-up, little joys, little things that matter, mood booster, Mood lifter, PixelPleasures, positive vibes, quick happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small joys in life, small things

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Items Found:	5420	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

Disaster, maritime accident, maritime disaster, military vessel, naval history, naval incident, naval investigation, Naval mishap, naval operations, naval protocol, naval rescue, naval safety, naval tragedy, naval vessel, new zealand, NZ Navy, runs aground, Ship, Shipwreck, ShipwreckedNavyCraft, sinks

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

BLOCK, brand name, condom jokes, Contraception, double meaning, embarrassing brand names, funny brands, going in undetected, humor, letting all your mates in, marketing fail, MATES, opening the gates, Party, product naming, Protection, safe sex, sexual health, sexual innuendo, sexual wellness, Terrible, Trojan Condoms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2161	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Void Armor Forged:	26	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9764
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

awkward, blocky, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, FARTING, farts, flatulence, funny, gas, greetings, hello, humor, interruption, Laughter, Manners, Minecraft, Noisy, Rude, Server, social etiquette, STINKY, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again