🍆💦Return of Jesus Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

#my hero academia, Academia, action, Adventure, Anime, battle, Climax, Conclusion, emotional, Epilogue, FINAL, Final Volume, friendship, Hero, Heroes, Last Stretch, Manga, Minecraft, pastebin, Redemption, Shiggy vs Deku, smp, storytime, Superpowers, thread theme, Villains, Volume

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles between shiggy and deku, where the fate of the server hangs in the balance. Will shiggy finally defeat deku and claim victory? Or will deku come out on top and reign supreme? The only way to find out is to join the madness!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has an epilogue that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Pastebin links, YouTube themes, we’ve got it all!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server.

HammockHogger420

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consideration, cruise, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, hammock, HammockHogger420, leisure, misunderstanding, passive aggressive, Relaxation, resort, sharing, social norms, vacation, vacation behavior, vacation etiquette

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hammock hogging to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of claiming your spot in the virtual hammock world.

Just like on a cruise ship, you can lounge in our virtual hammocks all day long without anyone telling you to move. We encourage hammock hogging and even have a special command to reserve your hammock for the entire day.

But beware, there may be some virtual Karen’s who will try to steal your hammock spot. Don’t let them ruin your relaxation time! Stand your ground and assert your hammock dominance.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server where hammock hogging is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Who knew virtual hammock drama could be so entertaining?

CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

bizarre melodies, bizarre tunes, creepy music, creepy tracks, creepycraft, disturbing songs, eerie songs, eerie tracks, Haunting Melodies, haunting music, Jams, odd music, off-putting music, spooky, spooky tracks, strange songs, uncanny melodies, unintentionally creepy songs, unsettling music, unsettling songs, Unsettling tunes, weird music, weird tunes

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Are you tired of listening to unintentionally creepy songs alone? Come join our Minecraft server and jam out to all the spookiest tunes with your fellow players! We’ve got a playlist that will make your hair stand on end and your creepometer go off the charts. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen to these songs while playing on our server, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to summon ghostly mobs or turn into a zombie pigman. Don’t miss out on the musical madness, join us now!

SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mines Excavated:	4617
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	46	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Villages Defended:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Exclusive Return of Jesus Minecraft Servers

Minecraft SMP: My Hero Academia Storytime (Final Volume)

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CreepyCraft: Spooky Jams

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SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

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Shorty City Craft

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Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

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NoDrunkTurkeyDay

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HackMyBodyMC SMP

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BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

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Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9354
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Towns Built:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Enchantments Applied:	103	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2088
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7691
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2