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ChunkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value fitness and healthy lifestyles! If you’re tired of sedentary Stefan types commenting on your weight and lifestyle choices, then this is the server for you.

Join us and let’s build a virtual world where running is celebrated and weightlifting is a way of life. Say goodbye to judgmental comments about your plate choices and hello to a community that supports your fitness journey.

And hey, if you ever need a break from training, we’ve got plenty of virtual lasagna to go around. Who needs real food when you can feast on pixels, am I right?

So come on over and let’s show Stefan that gaming can be healthy and fun. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a virtual watch to keep track of your training progress. Just watch out for those creeper knees, they can be a real pain.

ExParentalAdvisory

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh about forgetting kids at the store? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy stories like the time Sean left his niece at the store and drove off! We promise outrageous jokes and insane situations that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, you might even get to witness Sean and his wife navigate the world of adoption – just make sure to remind Sean not to forget the baby at the store! Join now for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience!

PresidentialCraft: Age Limit LOL

Accountability, age, age limit, constitution, Decision making, Democracy, election process, Experience, government officials, ideal age, law, leadership, legislation, Limit, lol, Maturity, policy making, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, public service, qualifications, term limits, united states

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Farms Harvested:	319
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mines Excavated:	2204

Are you tired of old farts running the government? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict age limit for government officials, including the President! Why should someone be President if they can’t even figure out how to craft a diamond sword in Minecraft? Plus, our server is filled with secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests just waiting to be discovered by the next generation of leaders. So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the old guard with some fresh, young blood (and maybe a few explosive creepers)!

BlockyBattles: BurkinaMassacre

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	1575	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ores Mined:	5869	Zombie Dances:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7808	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, forget about all that real world drama, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is some creepers and zombies! We’ve got more action than a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, but without all the real life consequences, yo.

Join us and be part of a community where we build epic structures, battle epic bosses, and have epic dance parties in the virtual world. Plus, we’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, so come get rich with us, fam.

Don’t be a noob, join our server and be part of the most lit Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you didn’t get caught up in a jihadi attack in central Burkina Faso, amirite?

PixelatedMindCraft

2D vision, 3d model, brain function, brain perception, cognitive function, cognitive processing, Depth Perception, dimensional reality, mental imagery, neural pathways, optical illusion, perceptual experience, perspective shift, PixelatedMindCraft, sensory input, sensory perception, spatial awareness, spatial representation, visual cognition, visual interpretation, visual processing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. like, we see everything in 2D, but our brain is, like, so smart that it creates a 3D model. how cool is that? like, you’ll be building stuff and it’ll be popping out of the screen, like whoa.

also, like, the mobs on this server are, like, super friendly. they’ll come up to you and give you flowers and stuff. like, who knew creepers could be so sweet, right?

oh, and, like, the diamonds on this server are, like, extra sparkly. they’ll blind you with their beauty, man. you’ll be mining and suddenly you’ll be like, “whoa, my eyes!”

so, like, if you wanna have a totally trippy time on a Minecraft server, then, like, you gotta join this one. it’s, like, a whole new dimension of fun, man.

Angarath: Where players pretend to be knights and sneak in snacks while avoiding the teachers! 1.20.2

1.20.2, Angarath, Avoiding, brewery system, Custom Mobs, custom nations, Custom Plugins, Custom Resource Pack, Dungeons, fighters, Knights, Mage, miners, Player Economy, Players, playerskins, PRETEND, Professions, Roleplay, siege weapons, Smithing, SNACKS, sneak, Strategic Wars, TANK, teachers, Wastelands, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Server Name	Angarath
Server Version	1.20.2 Java edition
Classes Available	Mage or Tank
Focus	Roleplay, custom plugins, professions, strategic wars
Features	60 magic spells, player economy, custom mobs, siege weapons

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by following the invite link provided in the Discord channel.

2. What classes can I choose from?

You can choose either Mage or Tank as your class in the server.

3. Is there a custom resource pack?

Yes, the server offers a Custom Resource Pack for an immersive experience.

4. Can I participate in strategic wars?

Yes, the server allows players to engage in strategic wars or conflicts.

5. Do I need any mods to play on the server?

No, mods are not needed to play on this server.

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Star Shards Collected:	300
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	6532	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	789
Ores Mined:	8807	Alien Abductions:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!