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ScareBuster Minecraft Server

brain turns off, Communication, compromise, Home office, Knock, Minecraft, motion activated door chime, Motion Sensor, noise maker, office, over the top, partner, reaction, scare, ScareBuster, Server, solution, startle, Therapist, Trauma, Work Day, work from home

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Emeralds Found:	4405	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual office space, where you can work in peace without the fear of being scared by your partner.

Join us and never worry about jump scares again! Our server is equipped with motion sensor door chimes to alert you when someone is approaching, so you can prepare yourself for any potential scares. Say goodbye to shaking for hours after a scare and hello to a stress-free work environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate peace of mind while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Don’t be the asshole who misses out on this amazing opportunity!

DadTenantDoorDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation avoidance, DadTenantDoorDrama, door opening, DOORBELL, home entrance, home security, in-person delivery, LANDLORD, mailbox, people pleaser, politeness, privacy, rent check, rental agreement, rental property, Respect, Tenant, tenant relationships

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts!

So, picture this: you’re living in a rental property in the game, and you have these two tenants, Mary and Juan. Mary is all chill, dropping off her rent in the mailbox like a pro. But Juan? Oh boy, Juan is a whole other story.

Juan refuses to use the mailbox because he’s convinced someone is out to steal his rent check. So instead, he insists on hand-delivering it in person. And get this – he doesn’t even wait for you to open the door! He just barges right in like he owns the place, all while you’re up on the top floor trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

But fear not, dear players! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of dealing with a virtual Juan who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal space. Will you confront him like a boss or continue to let him invade your virtual home? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated confrontation with a pixelated Juan who just can’t take a hint. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagSMP – IgnoredWarnings

dating advice, denial, hindsight, ignored, IgnoredWarnings, overlooked signs, past relationship, red flag, red flags in a partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in dating, red flags in love, red flags not to ignore, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagSMP, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Relationship Red Flags, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationship, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I joined once. So like, I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds and stuff, when this dude comes up to me and is like “Join our server bro, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!” And I was like, heck yeah, I wanna see them flying pigs!

But then things got even weirder, like there was this secret underground base full of llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and they were all speaking in British accents. And then the owner of the server was like “If you wanna stay here, you gotta wear a chicken suit at all times.” So I was running around in a chicken suit, trying to fight off creepers and stuff, it was wild man.

But the final straw was when they told me that the only way to level up was to do interpretive dance in front of a giant statue of a potato. I was like, nah man, I can’t be doing that, I got dignity! So I left that server faster than you can say “creeper aw man”. But hey, if you’re into that kind of crazy shenanigans, you should totally join, it’s a trip and a half!

BlockyNightmare

bad job experiences, BlockyNightmare, horrible job, terrible job, worst job, worst job ever, worst job ever had, worst job ever had article, worst job ever had blog, worst job ever had discussion, worst job ever had experience, worst job ever had forum, worst job ever had list, worst job ever had quora, worst job ever had reddit, worst job ever had stories, worst job ever had yahoo answers, worst job ever stories, worst job stories, worst work experience

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	130
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	New Chunks Explored:	749248
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Votes:	9395

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring caves? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of hunting down rare ores in a haunted mansion filled with spooky skeletons and ghostly creepers! The only job you’ll have here is having a blast!

Forget about boring old villages and farms, on our server, you can become a professional llama tamer and ride into battle on the backs of your trusty steeds! Who needs a job when you can be a llama wrangler extraordinaire?

Join our server today and leave your boring job behind. Who needs to work in a cubicle when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, complete with a pet dragon and a diamond-encrusted throne? Say goodbye to your worst job ever and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity!

CraftyTariffWars

Authorization, Business, Canada, China, CraftyTariffWars, Economy, export, Global, Goods, Government, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, market, mexico, Order, policy, Politics, Tariffs, Tax, Trade, trump

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7415
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

EvoCraft: Survive & Thrive

adaptation, Biodiversity, Creatures, Darwinian theory, environmental change, EVOCraft, Evolution, evolutionary advancements, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanisms, evolutionary patterns, evolutionary process, evolutionary theory, evolves, genetic variation, genetics, natural selection, selective pressure, species, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, SURVIVE, Thrive

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Divine Spears Created:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EVOLVE LIKE A CRAZY MONKEY ON STEROIDS. WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT SING OPERA. OUR PIGS FLY AND OUR SHEEP RAP. U WANNA BE A SURVIVAL MASTER? COME HERE AND EVOLVE INTO A MINECRAFT LEGEND. TRUST ME, U WONT REGRET IT. #EVOLUTIONREVOLUTION #CRAZYMINECRAFTFUN

Moonbat Minecraft

ADDED, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Minecraft, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, progress, Reset, Safe, see, Server, smp, Spleef, survival rewards, Trust, update

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	200
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?