retroussé – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Minecraft server: TierListDoesntExi
beyond compare, Categories, Doesn’t exist, dream, FANTASY, FLAWLESS, ideal, IMPOSSIBLE, long tail, Minecraft, perfect, Ranking, Server, SUPREME, tags, Tier List, TierListDoesntExi, top tier, Ultimate, Unbeatable, unmatched, Unparalleled, Wishful thinking
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the most epic, the most legendary, the most mind-blowingly awesome server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and impeccable fashion sense.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond-studded pigs who will trade you rare items in exchange for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!
3. Our server has a magical portal that will transport you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat the ground, it’s not as tasty as it looks.
4. Every full moon, our server hosts a massive dance party where all the mobs come together to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdance!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life!

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ToyBoxTakedown Minecraft Server
birthday gift, calico critters, Cats, common space, curious cats, dollhouse, family, Frustration, IMPORTANCE, kids toy, Minecraft, organization, overreacting, Playing, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Server, Siblings, sister, small parts, Strict, toy collection, ToyBoxTakedown
Are you tired of your precious Minecraft creations being destroyed by creepers and Endermen? Well, fear not, because our server is a calico critter paradise!
Join us and build your very own calico critter village, complete with adorable little houses and critter friends. But beware, our server has a strict rule – put everything away when you’re done, or risk the wrath of the mischievous cats!
Just like the OP’s sister, you too can enjoy playing with your calico critters on our server. But be warned, if you don’t clean up after yourself, the cats might just steal your critter pieces and cause chaos in your village.
So come join us on our server and experience the cutest and most organized Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. And remember, it’s not just a kids toy – it’s a way of life!

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DadCraft: NoForgivenessZone
abandonment, caretaking, childhood trauma, DadCraft, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, emotional trauma, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, father daughter relationship, forgiveness, forgiveness vs. accountability, long-term effects, neglect, neglectful parent, NoForgivenessZone, Parental Responsibility, personal boundaries, Resentment, self-care, toxic relationships
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your deadbeat dad? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you won’t even have time to think about those pesky phone calls from your absentee father.
Join our server and build a virtual world where you can escape from all the drama and family pressure. Who needs a dad when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to battle?
Don’t worry about forgiveness and family obligations here. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the coolest castle ever. Plus, we have a strict “no dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any guilt trips.
So come join us and leave all that family drama behind. Who needs a dad when you have a whole community of gamers to play with? Let’s build, battle, and laugh together on the craziest Minecraft server around!

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BlockyDramaFreeZone
10. Trivial matters, 11. Overblown, 12. Insignificant, 13. Unfazed, 14. Calm attitude, 15. Easygoing, 16. Chill, 17. Laid-back, 18. Relaxed, 19. Unperturbed, 2. Minor issues, 20. Nonplussed., 3. Unimportant, 4. Stress, 5. Drama, 6. Exaggeration, 7. Indifference, 8. Nonchalant, 9. Unconcerned, BlockyDramaFreeZone, overreacting
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server out there!
Join us if you want to ride pigs dressed as superheroes, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat! Our server is so insane, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust out their best dance moves, a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamond-encrusted bacon, and a petting zoo filled with mini zombies riding on the backs of giant chickens!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

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CraftyAutismReversal Minecraft Server
autism, autism intervention, autism research, Autism Spectrum Disorder, autism therapy, Autism treatment, behavioral therapy, cognitive development., communication skills, CraftyAutismReversal, developmental disorders, early intervention, groundbreaking study, Minecraft, neurodevelopmental disorders, neuroplasticity, sensory processing, Server, severe autism, Social Skills, special education, speech therapy, study suggests
hey u, ya u, do u want to reverse ur severe autism??? well do i have the server for u!!! join our minecraft server and watch as ur autism magically disappears!!! it’s like a miracle but in block form!!! come join us and be cured of ur autism while building epic creations and battling creepers!!! trust me, it works, i used to be a potato but now i’m a fully functioning human bean thanks to this server!!! so what are u waiting for??? join now and say goodbye to ur autism forever!!!

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HouthisBewareMC
airstrikes, Attacks, Conflict, defense forces, defense operations, escalation, foreign policy, Houthi targets, Houthis, HouthisBewareMC, idf, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, military strike, RETALIATION, SECURITY, violence, War, Yemen
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server, it’s like the wild wild west but with blocks. we got crazy stuff happenin like pigs flyin and creepers dancin. our mods are like wizards, they can make ur wildest dreams come true. one time, a player built a rollercoaster that went to the moon, true story. and the best part? we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes u invincible. so come on down and join us, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even pigs flyin.

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PixelPanic: Where Feelings Trump Facts
belief system, cognitive bias, commonality, confirmation bias, critical thinking, echo chamber, emotional reasoning, emotions, extremism, facts, feeling, feelings, frustrating, idea.., ideological extremists, internet, online behavior, online discourse, PixelPanic, polarization, rationality, Subscribed, thinking, trump
join our epic minecraft server and escape the chaos of the internet! come build and explore with us in a world where the only ideology is FUN!
we have unicorns that fart rainbows, talking chickens that give out diamonds, and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties!
if you’re tired of dealing with internet trolls and keyboard warriors, come join us where the only thing you’ll be fighting is the urge to play for hours on end!
so grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for a minecraft adventure like no other! because on our server, the only extremism you’ll find is EXTREME FUN!

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Owl Realms [1.21 Survival Java&Bedrock]
#exciting, Adventure, bedrock, Challenges, Claims, Community, community-driven, Creative, Exploration, Features, Growing, innovation, java, Land, Markets, Newcomer, Parkour, PvP, Renowned, Seasoned, Survival, Trading, tradition, Unique, Vanilla
Welcome to Owl Realms, a server that started way back in 2021 and continues to provide a renowned Survival experience with its unique blend of tradition and innovation! We’re not just a server; but a community-driven haven for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking an unparalleled Survival experience. We are looking to grow our community!
⚔️ Improved Survival: Come and experience our next level survival gameplay. We’ve created a space where creative players and those familiar challenges of survival can enjoy themselves while learning the exciting new features that elevate your journey.
🌎 Vast, Beautiful World: Every single world in Owl Realms is a brand new experience, say hello to a breathtaking overworld. A nether world that aches to be explored and The End that truly feels like the end.
🛠️ Unique Features: Discover a variety of unique features carefully made to enhance your survival experience. Whether it’s our custom trading to our player-driven markets. There are plenty of surprises that Owl Realms offers to keep your adventure fresh and exciting.
Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to Minecraft, come join us in Owl Realm Survival today and become part of a great community that would love to have you here.
play.owlrealms.com

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Can’t-ya-see I’m a Vanilla Fun Fungi Server? Join now for fun times!

armor stands, atmosphere, Cantyasee, collaboration, Community Builds, Datapacks, Discord, dynamic map, Fun, Fungi, hats, Hermitcraft-like, Invisible item frames, Join, land protecting, low stress, Map, mobhead drops, Plugins, Server, shopping mall, soft border, Spigot, Times, Towns, Tpa, Uhc, Vanilla, vanilla feel

About the Minecraft Server

Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content. Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics. Dynamic Map – where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time! NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear! DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more! Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games! Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

Server Settings

Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla

What We Offer

Soft Border – You will be able to explore to your heart’s content, but everything outside the 8K soft border may be deleted for future content.
Semi-Vanilla – This server is running Spigot and we have only added plugins that have NO effect on the vanilla feel. This means no TPA, land protecting or any plugins that alter vanilla mechanics.
Dynamic Map – where you can view everyone’s builds in (nearly) real time!
NEW HATS – which hosts a variety of custom hats for you to wear!
DATAPACKS – Including Armor Stands, Mobhead drops, invisible item frames, and more!
Weekly Server Events – Each week we host fun events ranging from UHC to brand-new games!
Community Builds – Including a shopping mall, campground, farms and more.

Information

IP	canopymc.net
Discord	https://canopymc.net/discord
Dynmap	https://canopymc.net/map

FAQ

1. What is the average player age on the server?

The average player age is early to mid-20’s.

2. When was the map reset?

The map was reset on July 13th, and there are no plans for another reset unless the community calls for it.

3. How many players are typically online at any given time?

There are typically 50 people online at any given time.

4. What kind of events does the server host?

The server hosts fun events each week ranging from UHC to brand-new games.

5. Are there any special features on the server?

Special features include a Soft Border, Semi-Vanilla setup, Dynamic Map, NEW HATS, DATAPACKS, and Community Builds.

MarketMadness Minecraft Server
anti-classists, anticapitalists, capitalism, class struggle, Competition, corporate greed, economic system, Exploitation, free market, INEQUALITY, MarketMadness, Minecraft, neoliberalism, profit motive, protest, resistance, revolution, Server, social justice, socialism, spiteful anger, subversive, wealth distribution
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where capitalism runs rampant and the free market reigns supreme! Are you tired of those pesky anticlassists trying to bring down the system? Well, come join us and let out all your spiteful anger on them in the virtual world!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience. From a diamond mining competition that ended in a full-blown war to a trading post where players have been known to sell their own grandmothers for a stack of emeralds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let your inner capitalist run wild while sticking it to those subversive anticlassists. Who knew Minecraft could be so cutthroat and hilarious at the same time?

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