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InbredCraft: Where family trees are more like family bushes

Ancestry, bushes, cousin marriage, dna test, family, family bond, family discovery, family drama, family dynamics, family history, family mystery, family relationships, family scandal, Family secrets, Family tree, Genealogy, Hidden Truth, InbredCraft, Incest, Shocking revelation, taboo, Trees, unexpected news

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6987
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8925	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are our building skills! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of discovering our unique heritage while constructing epic structures in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered that their parents were actually first cousins. But instead of running away in horror, they embraced their dysfunctional family and built a castle together that defied all laws of physics and genetics.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your family tree and your sanity, look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with inbreeding humor and mind-bending builds. Who knows, you might just discover that your long-lost uncle is also your next-door neighbor in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Creeper-Approved LOLs

addiction, banter, blocky, brother addicted to heroin, coasting off money, coping mechanisms, coping with loss, CreeperApproved, cultural norms, family dynamics, family relationships, family struggles, Financial Stability, generational wealth, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance issues., lols, mental health, parents pressure, sister committed suicide, societal expectations, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	228	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	3619
Dimension Hops:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from your family drama? Look no further!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, away from the craziness of the real world. Our server is the perfect place to hide from your responsibilities and just have some fun.

Imagine a world where you can build a mansion without worrying about your family’s expectations. No more nagging parents or siblings causing drama – just you and your blocks, creating whatever your heart desires.

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your escape from reality. Who needs a wife and kids when you can have a virtual kingdom all to yourself? Let’s block and roll!

NinjaCraft – Where Vtubers Become Blocky Ninjas

Archive, blocky, claude, discussion, FANART, Fujo, general, hornyposting, iluna, KRISIS, Luxiem, Male, nijisanji en, NinjaCraft, Ninjas, Noctyx, pregposting, social media, twitter, Vtuber, Vtubers, WATCHALONG, xsoleil, Yume

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	298
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of VTubers from Nijisanji EN Male General, formerly known as /luxnoc/!

Join us and build with Luxiem, who is known for constructing the most epic and extravagant buildings you’ve ever seen! Or team up with Noctyx and explore the darkest corners of the Minecraft world, uncovering secrets and treasures along the way.

But wait, there’s more! ILUNA will guide you through the most challenging quests and adventures, while XSOLEIL will light up your world with their creativity and energy.

Feeling rebellious? Join forces with Krisis and cause chaos wherever you go, or follow Claude on his wild escapades that will leave you laughing for days!

And don’t forget to check out our Fic Archive for some epic fanfiction written by our talented community members. Trust us, you won’t be able to put your pickaxe down!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you!

Infinite LOLz Minecraft Server

Adventure, best randomizers, Challenges, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, games, Gaming, Infinite, infinite replayability, lolz, Minecraft, Mystery, playthrough, Randomizers, Server, strategy, Surprises, uncertainty, unpredictability, Variety, video games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7449	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of surprises and randomness that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a land of pure chaos and hilarity, where every corner turned led to a new, wacky adventure.

But that’s not all! On our server, EVERYTHING is randomized. From the loot you find in chests to the mobs you encounter, you’ll never know what to expect next. It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, except the rollercoaster is made of rainbows and unicorn farts.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pixelated Peace Golf Club

Arrogant, Bibi, British, budget surplus, club, Conflict Resolution, Crown casino, defense spending, Golf, golf course, Golf Resort, hamas attack, isreal, Muslim countries, Palestinian, Peace, pixelated, political capital, Relocation, social capital, solved, Stubborn, UK support, US support, War, Yemen

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than the Middle East conflict? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with peaceful explosions, effortless griefing, and political drama that rivals any real-life conflict!

Imagine a world where players could pay to relocate each other to different biomes, just like how Isreal could pay to relocate Palestinians to Yemen. But wait, there’s more! With our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring intelligence reports, bombing embassies, and ultimately depending on other players for your survival. It’s like a game of chess, but with more explosions and less logic!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of stubborn, arrogant pricks fighting for dominance in a world where peace is just a myth. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have all the chaos and drama right at your fingertips? Join us today and let the madness begin!

RugbyCraft: Where Even the Creepers Know the Offside Rule

2nd-division, American athletes, american football, American Rugby fans, American Rugby Football, American Rugby League, American sports, athletes, Competition, CREEPERS, Entertainment, games, NFL, NFL season, Offside, professional sports, Rugby, Rugby Football fans, Rugby Football League, RugbyCraft, rule, sports, sports fans, Teams

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can watch the best Rugby Football in NFL and when NFL is over, you can watch 2nd-division American Rugby Football!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE touchdowns, INSANE tackles, and EPIC comebacks. Our players are like Minecraft characters on steroids, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride FLYING pigs, battle MYTHICAL creatures, and even build a house made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LOLcraft: GAME OVER, You Should’ve Listened

#gamer, challenge, Competition, console, continue, Defeat, determination, Failure, Game, game over, Gaming, LISTENED, LolCraft, LOSE, Mobile Gaming, PC Gaming, perseverance, restart, Shouldve, skill, strategy, try again, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to win is to GAME OVER… Now!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, dragons, and unicorn rides. Our server is home to the rarest diamond blocks and the most elusive creepers you’ll ever encounter.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known to challenge players to dance-offs and building competitions. Will you be able to defeat him and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. GAME OVER… Now!

Crafty Genocide LOLz Server

anger, concern, controversial topics, Crafty, discrimination, Frustration, Genocide, Hate Speech, incel, internet trolls, Laid, lolz, mad, Misogyny, online harassment, race relations, racism, Server, sexism, sexual frustration, Social Issues, Societal Problems, toxic masculinity, white genocide

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Welcome to our totally insane and hilarious Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers where people actually care about serious issues, then you’ve come to the right place.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and unicorn pig mounts! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond disco ball hidden deep within our server, you’ll unlock the power to make all the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine.

So why waste your time worrying about white genocide when you could be having the time of your life on our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

SmokingCraft: Where even creepers need a smoke break

addiction, addiction potential, Break, cigarettes, coping mechanism, CREEPERS, Curiosity, health risks, peer pressure, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, rebellion against norms, Relaxation, risky behavior, self-destructive behavior, smoke, smoking, SmokingCraft, social acceptance, Social Interaction, Stress Management, stress relief, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of dealing with random weirdos asking for cigarettes? Well, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those pesky smokers! Join us and never worry about being approached for a smoke again. Plus, our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about picking up a bad habit like smoking. Trust us, our Minecraft server is the healthier choice for your lungs and your sanity. Join now and say goodbye to those pesky smokers for good!

Crafty Chick Quest

assistance required, chick, community support, Crafty, desperate search., find her, girl info, help needed, information needed, investigation, looking for, Lost, missing girl, missing person, Mystery, plea for help, Quest, search, search party, seeking answers, Urgent, where is she now, whereabouts

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Items Found:	3040	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	258	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to embark on a wild adventure to find the mysterious girl who holds the key to all the secrets of the universe! Rumor has it she’s hiding in the depths of our server, waiting for brave players to uncover her whereabouts.

But be warned, this girl is no ordinary NPC – she’s a master of disguise and will do everything in her power to evade capture. Team up with fellow players to solve mind-bending puzzles, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain in your quest to find her.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, aside from the thrill of the hunt, we also offer epic loot, custom plugins, and regular events that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is filled with friendly and helpful players who will guide you on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unravel the mystery of the elusive girl!