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Flat Mountain Boulder Fun

ancient legend, Boulder, boulder placement, Camus, challenging destiny, endless task, eternal struggle, existentialism, Flat, Fun, futile effort, futility, greek mythology, Mountain, mountain erosion, mythological figure, never-ending task, perseverance, philosophical concept, punishment, pushing the boulder, repetitive labor, SISYPHUS, Struggle

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7077
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server where Sisyphus is the main dude? Yeah, that’s right, we got the OG boulder pusher himself chilling in our server, just eroding mountains like it’s his job. And you know what? He’s looking for some new recruits to help him out!

Join our server for the chance to push boulders with Sisyphus, climb mountains, and maybe even have a dance party at the peak. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with this guy leading the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you help him out enough, he’ll grant you three wishes. Yeah, THREE WISHES.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Sisyphus is waiting for you, and he’s got a boulder with your name on it. Let’s do this!

ObeseCraft: Glutide Hospital Escape

alcohol use disorder, alcoholism, approved medications, Benefits, Clinical Study, diabetes, diabetes treatment, Escape, Glutide, health, Healthcare, Hospital, hospitalization risk, liraglutide, medical advancements, medication, ObeseCraft, obesity, obesity treatment, pharmaceuticals, reduced risk, research, semaglutide, weight loss

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crops Grown:	6362
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like takin semaglutide and liraglutide but for ur gaming addiction! u won’t need hospitalization for playin too much cuz dis server got u covered. we got potions dat make u invincible and fly like a majestic dragon. forget about approved meds, dis server is da real deal. come join us and level up ur gaming experience to infinity and beyond!

Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automation, Biomes, Community Events, Conquest, Contest, Custom, Discord, Dungeons, Enchantments, friendly environment, Machines, Magic, minecraft 1.20, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Skills, smp, Survival, Technology, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	147	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dimension Hops:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Server Name	Conquest SMP
Version	1.20
Features	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord	Join our Discord

About Conquest SMP

Conquest SMP is a Minecraft server offering a new era of gameplay with technology, magic, and adventure. Experience custom features like Slimefun, custom enchantments, backpack upgrades, and more. Join a friendly community and participate in exciting events!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Slimefun?	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, magical artifacts, and unique crafting systems.
How can I expand my inventory?	Use backpack upgrades to carry more items and customize your storage space.
What are custom enchantments?	Enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond the vanilla Minecraft experience, such as fire resistance and increased speed.
What is Towny?	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Are there community events?	Yes, participate in community-driven events, challenges, and contests for prizes and fun.

Mystic Realm of Joey’s Crown 1.21.2

1.21.2, BIZARRE, confusion, crown, Curiosity, Enigma, fashion, head accessory, head adornment, head covering, head decoration, head mystery, Headgear, Headwear, Joey, joey’s head, Joeys, Mystery, mystic, ODDITY, question.., Realm, strange object, unknown, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ores Mined:	3988

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland.

We got llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide.

And what the hell is on Joey’s head? I don’t even know, but it’s freakin’ hilarious.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground disco party where creepers are breakdancing and zombies are doing the moonwalk.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity…and maybe your entire existence. Let’s get weird, my dudes!

PainMeds4Wifey Minecraft Server

abdominal pain, agoraphobia, alternative pain treatment, anxiety, Chronic pain, doctor’s visit, emergency room, Health Insurance, Kratom, medical system, Minecraft, narcotic pain meds, opioid crisis, pain management, pain meds, PainMeds4Wifey, prescription medication, self-care, Server, sharing medication, spouse’s health, undiagnosed pain, withholding medication

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and medical crises? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard!

Our server is a safe haven from the opioid crisis, where you won’t have to worry about sharing your stash of pain meds with anyone (because, let’s be real, that’s just not legal).

Join us and escape the stress of the medical system by building your own virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs pain meds when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips?

So leave the drama behind and come play on our server, where the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the endless possibilities of Minecraft!

NoCatZoneMC

AITAH, cat, Circumstances, Condo, Divorce, emotional, Friend, Friends, funny, kitty hotel, Litterbox, living situation, Mess, NoCatZoneMC, pet sitter, Phoebe, Preference, stay, stink

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	2685	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Are you tired of dealing with stinky cats and messy litterboxes in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of cat poop and enjoy a peaceful virtual world without any feline friends causing trouble.

Our server is the ultimate cat-free zone, where you can build your dream creations without worrying about any litterbox disasters. Say goodbye to smelly surprises and hello to a clean and serene environment where you can let your creativity run wild.

Join now and experience the joy of a cat-free Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s purr-fectly amazing!

Good SteveningCraft

colleagues, Communication, Conversation, Etiquette, Evening, Friends, funny, Good, Greeting, humor, inside joke, Online Community, reddit, Resist, restraint, self-control, Social, steve, Stevening, SteveningCraft, temptation, urge

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t say “Good Stevening” without getting weird looks? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can say “Good Stevening” to your heart’s content! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of Steves who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most Steven-tastic server in all of Minecraft!

NavalnyCraft: Jailbreak Edition

activism, alexei navalny, authoritarian regime, civil rights, Corruption, Edition, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Jailbreak, Jails, justice system, Lawyers, legal defense, Legal System, NavalnyCraft, opposition leader, political activism, political persecution, protest, Rule of Law, russia

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2336	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more drama than russia jails lawyers who acted for late opposition leader alexei navalny! you’ll be on the edge of your block as you navigate through our insane challenges and quests.

we’ve got more twists and turns than a russian conspiracy theory, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of fun! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society plotting against the government.

join now and experience the chaos for yourself! who needs russia when you can have all the excitement right here on our server?

Melting Iceberg Madness

arctic ice, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate science, environmental catastrophe, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, global warming, greenhouse gases, Greenland Ice Sheet, ice loss, ice melt, iceberg, madness, melting, melting ice, ocean levels, polar ice caps, rising sea levels, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

join our epic minecraft server and help us save the world from the evil greenland ice sheet! if we don’t stop it, the whole world will flood and we’ll all have to swim to school! but fear not, because on our server, you can build giant fans to cool down the ice sheet and prevent the apocalypse. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet penguin to help you on your quest! so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s save the world together!

AlexandriaSMP

admin team, AlexandriaSMP, Arboria, Builds, Challenges, Community, Coreprotect, Economy, Events, Fun, Interaction, landscapes, Minecraft, player-driven, Players, Season, Server, shopping district, smp, Voting, world generation

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

AlexandriaSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Experienced Admin Team	Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers.
Community-Driven Decisions	Major server decisions are made by the community through voting.
Enhanced World Generation	Explore our new map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria.
Trust-Based System	No need for land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect.
Regular Events	Participate in bi-weekly events including building competitions and PvP tournaments.
Thriving Economy	Engage in our well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the AlexandriaSMP server?

A: Visit our website or join our Discord to get started.

Q: Is there an age requirement to play on the server?

A: Players must be 18 years or older to join AlexandriaSMP.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules and guidelines that all players must adhere to. They can be found on our website or Discord server.

Q: How often are events held on the server?

A: We host bi-weekly events, including building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more.