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Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	61	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3797	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Towns Built:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Love Letters Sent:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Villages Defended:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!