retroland Minecraft Servers

retroland Minecraft Servers

  • MommaDrama Minecraft Server

    MommaDrama Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 6217
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6614 Mines Excavated: 4762
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Villages Defended: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Explore our virtual world and build your own empire while navigating through friendships and rivalries just like the ones in this tale. Who knows, you might even encounter a teacher NPC who will test your patience just like the one in the story.

    Join now and show off your building skills while standing your ground just like the OP did in this situation. Don’t let anyone bring you down, especially not a teacher’s daughter who can’t handle the truth. Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in our crazy Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomNeedsABreakMC

    MomNeedsABreakMC
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 458
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 188 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Crops Grown: 5278 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a full-time caregiver for your autistic brother and putting your life on hold? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any responsibilities!

    On our server, you can leave your worries behind and immerse yourself in a virtual world where the only thing you need to take care of is your Minecraft character. No more homeschooling, no more 24/7 caregiving – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

    And hey, who knows? You might even meet your virtual soulmate on our server and start planning a future together in a different state. Don’t worry about leaving your family behind, they’ll understand – after all, it’s just a game, right?

    So come join us and let loose on our Minecraft server. It’s the perfect escape from reality and a chance to live your best virtual life. Plus, who doesn’t love a good block-building adventure? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DogeVsInspectors Minecraft SMP

    DogeVsInspectors Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 6607
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 274
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant taco out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And another time, someone accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out of it. It’s just pure chaos and madness, but in the best way possible!

    Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and party together. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions.

    So, like, forget about inspector generals and all that boring stuff, come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination! Let’s go on this wild adventure together and create memories that will last a lifetime. See you there, fellow gamers! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness 🤪🎮🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyF*ckItLand

    CraftyF*ckItLand
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8944
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly said “fck it” and decided to build a giant statue of a potato instead? Well, that’s the kind of energy you’ll find on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama races, and secret underground dance clubs where the only rule is to have a blast. Who needs boring old real life changes when you can join us and make ridiculous decisions that will leave you saying “fck it” in the best way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Evidence of Weakening – Minecraft

    No Evidence of Weakening – Minecraft
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6098
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Villages Defended: 15
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and stuff? well, this server is like, the craziest of them all, cuz we got a secret underground base where we control the Atlantic Meridional Overturning Circulation!

    ya heard me right, we got computer models and stuff that show no weakening over the past 60 years, like, how insane is that? come join us and be part of the most mind-blowing experiment in minecraft history!

    plus, rumor has it that the secret base is guarded by a giant squid with laser eyes, so u better watch out! join now for a chance to witness the wildest minecraft server ever created!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Finalwind

    Finalwind
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 5007
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 220 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 4904

    New Minecraft Servers

    Finalwind Server Overview

    Description Finalwind is a server that expands Minecraft’s endgame by adding custom items such as weapons, armor, and tools. It also offers daily events, quests, custom wild loot tables, and an economy.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How many times have you loaded into a survival server, just to beat the ender dragon, obtain netherite armor, then quit? While Minecraft has a lot of content, this ends fairly fast if you play often. Finalwind creates endless content by adding clans, custom armor and weapons, events, and quests.
    What are the server rules? The only rule to note is no cheating. The server aims to retain the skill required for engaging in player versus player combat.

    Come join us at play.finalwindserver.com on version 1.21.4

    Check out our Discord at discord.finalwindserver.com

    Visit our website at https://www.finalwindserver.com/

    Watch our trailer here

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mystic Mahjong Village 1.21.4

    Mystic Mahjong Village 1.21.4
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 2127
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 147
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a virtual paradise filled with endless fun and chaos. Imagine building your dream world while watching jong streams in the background. It’s like a match made in heaven, dude!

    And get this, there are jong chuubas roaming around, adding to the madness. You can even suggest new ones to join the party! Plus, there’s some crazy news about jongers planning to crash a summer camp. Like, what even?

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on Kaavi’s fortune telling. Today’s lucky yaku is Tanyao, whatever that means. But hey, keep it simple, right?

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride of memes, chaos, and virtual adventures, join this Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s make some questionable life choices together, bros!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MotherInLawMayhem Minecraft Server

    MotherInLawMayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/800 Votes: 7050
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 339 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Farms Harvested: 944
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws who think they know best when it comes to raising your baby? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to provide a safe space where you can escape the mom guilt and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Join us and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can tell your MIL to keep her unsolicited opinions to herself without any consequences. Plus, our exclusive formula-fed baby village is the perfect place to connect with other parents who have made the switch and never looked back.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild while leaving the mom guilt behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisCraft: No Therapy for You!

    SisCraft: No Therapy for You!
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 5013
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 20 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a break from real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape to a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join our server for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – we also offer virtual therapy sessions for those who need a break from their real-life responsibilities.

    Imagine a world where you can leave behind all your worries and focus on crafting the perfect pickaxe. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, away from the chaos of everyday life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave your real-life drama at the door. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HauntingHilarity Minecraft SMP

    HauntingHilarity Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 4856
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, the other day, I saw a player riding a chicken while juggling diamonds, it was insane! And the best part is, there’s a secret haunted house in the spawn area where ghosts come out and prank players. Like, one time, a ghost turned all the pigs into flying pigs and they started raining bacon, it was hilarious! So if you want to experience the most ridiculous and wacky adventures, you have to join this server, trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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