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ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Animals Bred:	100
Votes:	2226	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1624	Towns Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6585	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	3281	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	787	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Crops Grown:	4034
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ores Mined:	7116
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀

Patton vs Lujan: Minecraft Madness

Admiration, Army, character analysis, commanding officers, Conflict, contrasting views, Gen Patton, historical context, Historical figures, leadership, Lujan, madness, Military, military history, Minecraft, Opinions, Patton, Personalities, Perspectives, Respect, Sgt Lujan, war heroes, wartime alliances, world war II

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what Sgt Lujan really thinks of Gen Patton! Will they team up to take down creepers together or will they engage in an epic PvP battle to settle their differences? The only way to know for sure is to log on and witness the drama unfold in pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can ride pigs into battle while wearing diamond armor made from unicorn tears. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!